Addressing the masses PT. 2 (eddie guerrero and the Ruffians)
Posted by: John Cena W/The truth on 05/06/2003 at 16:35
All I need is one Mike…To bring out the Roaches, be Cautious Eddie it looks like pain approaches…
It’s John Cena and The truth Ron Killings, they’ve arranged this session at the hit factory Studios in Louisville, KY. The beat machine is on the fritz and the two gentlemen have been given free studio time, Ron killings’ Boom Box sits in the corner of the studio turned all the way up, playing the poetic words of the great prophesier Nastradamus or as some people know him Nas.
JC: Understand Eddie I’m not a luchador or a dragon I’m an ass whipper who just watched your ass fall off the wagon. Son you need some help I think you might have a problem but come this week at Rampage I think I can solve them. You’re a circle I might hurt you, you’re a zero I’m a hero and I KNOW that your not thinking anybody should fear you.
RK: OH SNAP SON oh Snap
JC: SO this week bring your tables and chairs, name the time, name the place and I’ll fuckin be there. I’ll chew you up spit you out show you what I’m all about take away your green card and send your punk ass down south. This is thugonomics you don’t know bout this here, all you know about is cheating to win and guzzling beers. So keep your esse’s pancho and keep crying for your boy but be prepared to bite the bullet like you were Bruce Leroy.
RK: you might need to do some footnotes for this one.
JC: I’m tired of the FTR is bullshit it’s stuffy you got a true thug not a fu fu thug who hangs out with his homeboy buffy.
RK: I’m Buff and I’m the stuff
JC: so yeah listen here eddie guzzle your beer, tazz play with your dolls and braid buffy’s hair. I’m glad you’re a man who’s secure in your abilities, but if your going to fight me I’ll have to question you for senility. Tazz your garbage your wack your old friends won’t even check you. I have no interest in you if RVD doesn’t even respect you…But yo I’ll tell you what Since I already know that your butt, I’ll take your freakin matches even though they sound nuts. I’ll fight Buffy and tazz and Eddie with all his jazz and let it be known that I plan to kick all of that azz. Sayonara see ya later so long and go toke it Hey tazz and eddie put this shit in your pipe and smoke it.
