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Posted by: The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 17:49

*The camera fades up to show the same hotel where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting, watching TV. The same blank stare has returned on both of their faces.*

Buff: Man, I'm really starting to get tired of these two. I can understand Austin's hoosiertalk better than these...these...I don't even know what to call them.

Tazz: Call them dead, my friend. Through all of that crap that flew out of Cena's mouth, I understood one thing: they said they'd fight us.

Buff: Can we make this a Loser-Gets-His-Tongue-Cut-Out Match? I'd love take a meat cleaver to that punk.

Tazz: I wish.

*The phone rings. Tazz answers it.*

Tazz: Hello? Hey, bro, whassap? Yeah, I was watching. Of course we'll fight them. Really? Hahahahaha! That'd be great! Hell yeah, Buff would love it. Lemmie check on that, dog. Later.

Buff: Who was that?

Tazz: I'll tell you in a second. First, I gotta call IQ.

Buff: (As a thought hits him.) Wait a minute...did they call me Buffy?

Tazz: Sure did.

Buff: (His confusion turns to anger) You know what I call them, Tazz? I call 'em just A COUPLE OF VICTIMS!!!

Tazz: (With the pride of a father) That's my boy.

*The camera starts to fade out as Tazz dials.*

Buff: Make fun of MY hat, will they...

*Fade to black.*

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Re: Again... - by ROn killings and John Cena on 05/07/2003 at 10:53

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Message Text: --- The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 17:49 said --- >The camera fades up to show the same hotel where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting, watching TV. The same blank stare has returned on both of their faces. > >Buff: Man, I'm really starting to get tired of these two. I can understand Austin's hoosiertalk better than these...these...I don't even know what to call them. > >Tazz: Call them dead, my friend. Through all of that crap that flew out of Cena's mouth, I understood one thing: they said they'd fight us. > >Buff: Can we make this a Loser-Gets-His-Tongue-Cut-Out Match? I'd love take a meat cleaver to that punk. > >Tazz: I wish. > >The phone rings. Tazz answers it. > >Tazz: Hello? Hey, bro, whassap? Yeah, I was watching. Of course we'll fight them. Really? Hahahahaha! That'd be great! Hell yeah, Buff would love it. Lemmie check on that, dog. Later. > >Buff: Who was that? > >Tazz: I'll tell you in a second. First, I gotta call IQ. > >Buff: (As a thought hits him.) Wait a minute...did they call me Buffy? > >Tazz: Sure did. > >Buff: (His confusion turns to anger) You know what I call them, Tazz? I call 'em just A COUPLE OF VICTIMS!!! > >Tazz: (With the pride of a father) That's my boy. > >The camera starts to fade out as Tazz dials. > >Buff: Make fun of MY hat, will they... > >Fade to black.

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