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Posted by: ROn killings and John Cena on 05/07/2003 at 10:53

OH my gosh Oh my goodness Buff is annoyed… heaven forbid, this is something we should try to avoid.

It’s John Cena in the Studio once again with Ron Killings watching FTR TV and working on his first album due out this summer, but at this time the only thing on his mind is the Buffy TAZZ combo

JC: yes poor little buffy we’ve made a mistake

RK: we’ve told the entire world your punk ass is cake. You know soft on the outside soft on the inside I’ll chain you to a pier and leave your punk ass for high tide.

JC: how dare you and the potato take aim at my tongue you think you messing with an amateur kid I ain’t the one.

Rk: I got this little message… I wanted to thank you But I’ll wait until your done… tazz has you grabbin your ankles. You’re a jerk off you know a pud puller, a jacker. At our best we’re the Dudley boys and you… the Bush whackers.

JC: SO buff go back to Chippendales where you fuckin belong and tazz why don’t you join rikishi and start wearing a thong. Cause the two of you together could be retired soon like goldy

RK: Then you can stay home and play Strokin to the oldies…

JC: I can’t even follow that I Can’t.

RK: So let’s say at rampage a straight up tag match in front of the nation… I’ll make sure to not bend over tazz I don’t want to give you the temptation.

JC: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Both men laugh hysteric

--- The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 17:49 said ---
>*The camera fades up to show the same hotel where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting, watching TV. The same blank stare has returned on both of their faces.*
>
>Buff: Man, I'm really starting to get tired of these two. I can understand Austin's hoosiertalk better than these...these...I don't even know what to call them.
>
>Tazz: Call them dead, my friend. Through all of that crap that flew out of Cena's mouth, I understood one thing: they said they'd fight us.
>
>Buff: Can we make this a Loser-Gets-His-Tongue-Cut-Out Match? I'd love take a meat cleaver to that punk.
>
>Tazz: I wish.
>
>*The phone rings. Tazz answers it.*
>
>Tazz: Hello? Hey, bro, whassap? Yeah, I was watching. Of course we'll fight them. Really? Hahahahaha! That'd be great! Hell yeah, Buff would love it. Lemmie check on that, dog. Later.
>
>Buff: Who was that?
>
>Tazz: I'll tell you in a second. First, I gotta call IQ.
>
>Buff: (As a thought hits him.) Wait a minute...did they call me Buffy?
>
>Tazz: Sure did.
>
>Buff: (His confusion turns to anger) You know what I call them, Tazz? I call 'em just A COUPLE OF VICTIMS!!!
>
>Tazz: (With the pride of a father) That's my boy.
>
>*The camera starts to fade out as Tazz dials.*
>
>Buff: Make fun of MY hat, will they...
>
>*Fade to black.*

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--- ROn killings and John Cena on 05/07/2003 at 10:53 said --- >OH my gosh Oh my goodness Buff is annoyed… heaven forbid, this is something we should try to avoid. > > It’s John Cena in the Studio once again with Ron Killings watching FTR TV and working on his first album due out this summer, but at this time the only thing on his mind is the Buffy TAZZ combo > >JC: yes poor little buffy we’ve made a mistake > >RK: we’ve told the entire world your punk ass is cake. You know soft on the outside soft on the inside I’ll chain you to a pier and leave your punk ass for high tide. > >JC: how dare you and the potato take aim at my tongue you think you messing with an amateur kid I ain’t the one. > >Rk: I got this little message… I wanted to thank you But I’ll wait until your done… tazz has you grabbin your ankles. You’re a jerk off you know a pud puller, a jacker. At our best we’re the Dudley boys and you… the Bush whackers. > >JC: SO buff go back to Chippendales where you fuckin belong and tazz why don’t you join rikishi and start wearing a thong. Cause the two of you together could be retired soon like goldy > >RK: Then you can stay home and play Strokin to the oldies… > >JC: I can’t even follow that I Can’t. > >RK: So let’s say at rampage a straight up tag match in front of the nation… I’ll make sure to not bend over tazz I don’t want to give you the temptation. > >JC: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH > > Both men laugh hysteric > > > > > > >--- The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 17:49 said --- >>*The camera fades up to show the same hotel where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting, watching TV. The same blank stare has returned on both of their faces.* >> >>Buff: Man, I'm really starting to get tired of these two. I can understand Austin's hoosiertalk better than these...these...I don't even know what to call them. >> >>Tazz: Call them dead, my friend. Through all of that crap that flew out of Cena's mouth, I understood one thing: they said they'd fight us. >> >>Buff: Can we make this a Loser-Gets-His-Tongue-Cut-Out Match? I'd love take a meat cleaver to that punk. >> >>Tazz: I wish. >> >>*The phone rings. Tazz answers it.* >> >>Tazz: Hello? Hey, bro, whassap? Yeah, I was watching. Of course we'll fight them. Really? Hahahahaha! That'd be great! Hell yeah, Buff would love it. Lemmie check on that, dog. Later. >> >>Buff: Who was that? >> >>Tazz: I'll tell you in a second. First, I gotta call IQ. >> >>Buff: (As a thought hits him.) Wait a minute...did they call me Buffy? >> >>Tazz: Sure did. >> >>Buff: (His confusion turns to anger) You know what I call them, Tazz? I call 'em just A COUPLE OF VICTIMS!!! >> >>Tazz: (With the pride of a father) That's my boy. >> >>*The camera starts to fade out as Tazz dials.* >> >>Buff: Make fun of MY hat, will they... >> >>*Fade to black.*

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Message Text: --- ROn killings and John Cena on 05/07/2003 at 10:53 said --- >OH my gosh Oh my goodness Buff is annoyed… heaven forbid, this is something we should try to avoid. > ><B> <I> It’s John Cena in the Studio once again with Ron Killings watching FTR TV and working on his first album due out this summer, but at this time the only thing on his mind is the Buffy TAZZ combo</I></b> > >JC: yes poor little buffy we’ve made a mistake > >RK: we’ve told the entire world your punk ass is cake. You know soft on the outside soft on the inside I’ll chain you to a pier and leave your punk ass for high tide. > >JC: how dare you and the potato take aim at my tongue you think you messing with an amateur kid I ain’t the one. > >Rk: I got this little message… I wanted to thank you But I’ll wait until your done… tazz has you grabbin your ankles. You’re a jerk off you know a pud puller, a jacker. At our best we’re the Dudley boys and you… the Bush whackers. > >JC: SO buff go back to Chippendales where you fuckin belong and tazz why don’t you join rikishi and start wearing a thong. Cause the two of you together could be retired soon like goldy > >RK: Then you can stay home and play Strokin to the oldies… > >JC: I can’t even follow that I Can’t. > >RK: So let’s say at rampage a straight up tag match in front of the nation… I’ll make sure to not bend over tazz I don’t want to give you the temptation. > >JC: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH > ><B> <I> Both men laugh hysteric > > > > > > >--- The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 17:49 said --- >>The camera fades up to show the same hotel where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting, watching TV. The same blank stare has returned on both of their faces. >> >>Buff: Man, I'm really starting to get tired of these two. I can understand Austin's hoosiertalk better than these...these...I don't even know what to call them. >> >>Tazz: Call them dead, my friend. Through all of that crap that flew out of Cena's mouth, I understood one thing: they said they'd fight us. >> >>Buff: Can we make this a Loser-Gets-His-Tongue-Cut-Out Match? I'd love take a meat cleaver to that punk. >> >>Tazz: I wish. >> >>The phone rings. Tazz answers it. >> >>Tazz: Hello? Hey, bro, whassap? Yeah, I was watching. Of course we'll fight them. Really? Hahahahaha! That'd be great! Hell yeah, Buff would love it. Lemmie check on that, dog. Later. >> >>Buff: Who was that? >> >>Tazz: I'll tell you in a second. First, I gotta call IQ. >> >>Buff: (As a thought hits him.) Wait a minute...did they call me Buffy? >> >>Tazz: Sure did. >> >>Buff: (His confusion turns to anger) You know what I call them, Tazz? I call 'em just A COUPLE OF VICTIMS!!! >> >>Tazz: (With the pride of a father) That's my boy. >> >>The camera starts to fade out as Tazz dials. >> >>Buff: Make fun of MY hat, will they... >> >>Fade to black.