Re: Addressing the masses PT. 2 (eddie guerrero and the Ruffians)
Posted by: Eddy Guerrero on 05/07/2003 at 20:48
"I'm a zero? I fell off the wagon? I have a fucking green card?! Big words from a guy who hasn't even fought here yet, ese."
*You knew he wasn't going to be gone for long. Eddy's sitting backstage at the Savvis Center, already getting focused for Rampage. He's wearing his black, red, and gold trunks, with a towel draped over his shoulders. Oh, and he's clearly not happy again...*
"Listen, ese, I don't know where YOU get off telling me all I know is guzzling beers, do I look like Steve Austin? Go check your archives, you'll see that I beat you to calling people drunks. Anyways, I get this funny feeling from your strange words in their rhyming patterns that you really want to beat me. You really seem to have your heart set on winning tomorrow. I gotta say, that's impressive.
"Why? Not many people come in their first match against an ex-World Champ and actually EXPECT to win the match. Hell, most people'd be happy just to HAVE that match, but you, you got the balls to try to win. The balls, or the stupidity.
"See, John, you're not even first on my mind. I want you to know that now. You're gonna be beat by someone who's not even FOCUSING on you, ese. Chavo is still gone, and I'm gonna be trying to catch him at Rampage-he'll be here. Sometime during my search, I pause to kick your ass. You are not number one on my list. You're not even number two-if Taker doesn't start explaining himself, he'll be. But, congrats, you locked number three. Be proud, ese, be proud.
"I'm gonna leave you in a bloody heap at the side of the ring. You're climbing into a Tables & Ladders Deathmatch with ME, king of the ladders? That's a fucking DEATHTRAP! Ask Rob Van Dam what I do with ladders and tables, I bet he remembers, he got the bad end of it. He was not the same for a helluva time after that match.
"And you will be too, ese, if your Dr. Seuss ass doesn't watch it."
*Eddy stands up and turns to walk away as the camera fades out...*
