*The Bulk picks the desk back up and has it above his head with a murderous look on his face. He's about to slam it on Juvi's head when...*
"BULK! STOP!!!"
*The Bulk turns to the door to see his new companion and manager, The Yeast!*
Yeast: Bulk! Put desk down! Cook--YEAST--just talk to Chavoman. Chavoman think he come to interrogate. He say it obvious that violence not helping get answer from Juvi. He say just keep Juvi alive long enough for Chavoman to get answer from him.
*The Bulk puts the desk down, but still holds the murderous facial expression and looms over Juvi Guerrera. We await the arrival of Chavoman in Part III of The Interrogation of Juvi!*
--- The JLAP on 05/01/2003 at 22:26 said --- >(The camera comes on and shows Juventud Guerrera sitting at a table in a room that looks very much like an interrogation room at a local police precinct. The door opens, and in walks Iron-Stevie.) > >Juvi: I'm not saying anything without my lawyer! > >Iron-Stevie: Ha-ha-ha. Good one Citizen Guerrera, however, we are not the police, and you have no miranda rights here. We are The Just-Us League of Avenging People, and we want to know why you decided to dress up and defile the image of one of our own. > >Juvi: D'uh! I did it for the money! > >Iron-Stevie: You could have stolen the money from that bank dressed up as anyone... > >Juvi: Man, you're dense...not the money I "allegedly" stole from the bank, the money I got paid to dress up as Chavoman! > >Iron-Stevie: So you were paid to do it? > >Juvi: Yup. > >Iron-Stevie: By who? > >Juvi: You ever see that movie with Brittany Murphy and Michael Douglas, where she plays that loco bambino? > >Iron-Stevie: "Don't Say A Word"? > >Juvi: Yeah. > >Iron-Stevie: What's that got to do with anything? > >Juvi: Ask me again about the money. > >Iron-Stevie: Who paid you to dress up as Chavoman?!? > >Juvi (in a sing song voice): Iiiiii'lll neeeeeeveeeeeeeeer teeeeeeee-eeeeeeellll! > >(Iron-Stevie gets up and throws his chair across the room in a fit of rage.) > >Iron-Stevie: You will tell me who paid you! > >Juvi: Uh-uh. > >Iron-Stevie: Yuh-huh! > >Juvi: Uh-uh! > >Iron-Stevie: YUH-HUH! > >Juvi: UH-UH! > >Iron-Stevie: YUH-HUH!!!! > >Juvi: UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! > >Iron-Stevie: YUH-HUH! YUH-HUH! YUH-HUH! YUH-HUH! > >Juvi: Nope! > >Iron-Stevie: Why not? > >Juvi: Because I'm not scared of you. There's nothing you can do to make me tell. > >Iron-Stevie: Hmmmm.... > >(Iron-Stevie paces back and forth in the room stroking his chin.) > >Iron-Stevie: So, you're not afraid of me? > >Juvi: Nope. > >Iron-Stevie: So what you're saying is that there's nothing I can do to make you tell me who paid you to dress up as Chavoman? > >Juvi: Not a thing. > >Iron-Stevie: Well then, I guess I'm done here. Are you hungry Citizen Juvi? > >Juvi: A little... > >Iron-Stevie: Here, have a cookie. > >(Iron-Stevie tosses Juvi a cookie.) > >Juvi: Hey, thanks man. You got any joos? Cookies go great with the joos. > >Iron-Stevie: Nope sorry, I don't have any juice. Here's a glass of water though. Maybe my partner, who will be in shortly to ask you a few more questions, will have some juice. He says juice goes well with cookies too. Personally, I prefer milk, but he is the more experienced member of the JLAP when it comes to Cookies...have fun. > >(Iron-Stevie gets up and leaves, as Juvi happily chews on his cookie. Juvi reaches for the glass, when suddenly he hears a loud thump. Then another. And another. Juvi looks at the glass and sees the water having a ripple effect.) > >Juvi: Uh oh... > >(Fade to black.)
