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Ladies and Gentlemen we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this recently breaking news story that is of the utmost importance. Detroit Police are seeking a man riding a high powered scooter/cycle/hovercraft that was only described as looking like that chavomobile they’ve seen on FTR television we go now live to the Chocolate Boy Wonder on the scene.
CBW: Ladies and Gentlemen the Scene here at First North American National Bank is one of Complete pandemonium as just minutes ago a man Driving a vehicle that people here could only describe as some sort of weird superhero Cycle/scooter thing, driven by a young Latin cabana boy in spandex carrying a mop/pony/something or other, came barreling through the front door and demanded all the Small bills and rolls of quarters that were available right at that moment. The security camera’s were only able to catch short glimpses of the perpetrator but it definitely appears to be none other than FTR fan favorite Chavoman… it looks as if he has grown a bit of a beard. Ladies and gentlemen if this is true then the JLAP is truly seeing some Dark days.
Back to you in the Studio Brent.
Brent: Thank you CBW for your insight and your hard work there on the scene, we’ve had the chance to talk to some people here in the FTR about this heinous act. We managed to catch up with Booker T as he was finishing up a work out here at a local gym he was boxing with none other than BWO champion Zab Judah…Booker Had this to say.
Booker: It’s terrible to see a man go so wrong that way. I mean I have had my good days and my bad days but there is definitely something wrong with Chavoman, I think it is time for the FTR to put people like this in their places, we as professional athletes are role models to the kids and though some of us are not always perfect there should be some standards set.
Brent: Booker some people say that because of your relationships in certain underworld circles that this could be some sort of a set up.
Booker: that is just another example Of the Justus League’s public relations people running a smear campaign against me, Ladies and Gentlemen how can you sit here and watch as your favorite “supposed “ superheroes Commit atrocity after atrocity . Iron stevie and the Incredible Bulk and yes Chavo man have been running amuck in the FTR for way to long…I almost feel sorry for them…Not Since R.Kelly has a Cultural Icon been so besmirched. Chavo man for your sake I say turn yourself in to the authorities, plead for mercy and leniency.
Brent: Thank you Booker T, we were unable to reach the Just us League for Comment the answering machine said something about truth and justice but I couldn’t make it out with all the banging in the background. But we were able to find the Director of Public Relations for the FTR and we are awaiting his comments.
We’ll be keeping you posted and now back to “FTR continuity”
