This...this certainly cannot be!
Posted by: Chavoman on 04/15/2003 at 15:26
*The Hall of Just-Us. A monument to Truth, Just-Us, and the Wrestling Way, and a perennial gathering point of all that is good, not evil.
But lo, one has, as Booker T has said, BESMIRCHED this great Hall, calling one of its loyal servants, Chavoman, Defender of the Innocent, a bank robber. Of course, as most know, Chavoman had left Detroit to see how Mean Gene was doing in Atlanta. Or was he...?
As the camera fades to the interior of the Hall, we see Chavoman and Epep watching the proceedings, and Chavoman gets a shocked look on his face.*
Chavoman: EPEP! Do my eyes deceive me? This...this is clearly the work of that VILE FIEND Hop Bow! Look at that tape-I do not have that beard!
Epep: .....
Chavoman: I KNOW I can shave, Epep, but I most certainly did not! Did I have that thick beard at Genesis?
Epep: .....
Chavoman: Of course not, and I haven't had time to grow one. Also, CLEARLY that's not the Chavomobile. After all, it was called "high powered" and a "hovercraft." I would not say that of my trusty means of transportation!
Epep: .....
Chavoman: I certainly will answer the questions of the Detroit police. After all, I MUST prove my innocence for the Chavoman faithful around the world!
*Chavoman picks up the Just-Us Phone.*
Chavoman: Get me the commissioner of the Detroit Police...Yes, I know that...I am INNOCENT, good citizen! Please, patch me through. Thank you.
*Chavoman waits, then answers again.*
Chavoman: Hello, Detroit Police?...good, I trust you are the commissioner?...ah, excellent. I am Chavoman...yes, THE Chavoman. I am calling about this robbery I'm accused of...Well, I would say I'm a suspect, but I'm in Gothamtropolis, FAR from the crime scene...go ahead, trace the call...no, this isn't Stevie Richards' house, the trace failed. Nonetheless, I am out of range, am I not?...Exactly. This is the work of that diabolical villain, Hop Bow!...well, YOU say he's Booker T, I see no connection whatsoever. Speaking of Booker, I would place armed guard around him...well, I IMAGINE Hop Bow will be attacking him after he leaked this incident to the press...all right, do you need me to come down there to answer some ques-you don't? Well, if you need me, just contact the FTR, and they'll patch you right to us here at the HALL of JUST-US...all right, thank you, good sir!
*Chavoman hangs up.*
Chavoman: He can't keep the press out, but he agrees with me, Epep. We must STOP Hop Bow from smearing the good name of the JUST-US LEAGUE OF AVENGING PEOPLE! Quick, TO THE CHAVOMOBILE!
*Chavoman and Epep dash out as we fade to black...*
