Congratulations (Chavoman, Sabu, Bagwell)
Posted by: Hot Rod on 04/08/2003 at 14:49
JR: Well, we have a capacity crowd here tonight, and what a wonderful program we have for you fans.
*The wailing of bagpipes fills the arena.*
HEYMAN: Hey, what's that?
JR: Well, it sounds like bagpipes, Paul, and that can only mean one thing...
HEYMAN: Oh, no!
JR: It's the Hot Rod, Roddy Piper coming down to the ring! He had a phenominal match this week at Genesis, when he took on Buff Bagwell, Chavoman, and Sabu for a number one contender's spot for the IC Title.
HEYMAN: Oh, no, who gave him a microphone? That person should be fired immediately!
PIPER: Oh, I tell you what, brother, it feels great to be back in action! Now, I know I've been gone for a while, and a lot has changed since the last time I laced up my boots, but one thing still remains - I can still take it to these youngsters, can't I? Hell, I surprised myself in that match. I know what you good people are thinking right now. You think that I'm probably gonna start yellin', and screamin', and whoopin', and hollerin' to someone in the back and call 'em out here so I can kick the crap out of them. *crowd cheers* Well, as I mentioned a moment ago, a lot has changed since the last time you saw me. Looking back on my career, I saw something that has held me down for a long time. Throughout everything I've ever accomplished, there's been just one thing that's kept me from achieving total success...
My temper.
There's a reason they call me the Hot Rod. And I don't think it's necessarily a good reason. Therefore, I am not going to call anyone out to kick thier ass tonight. Instead, I'm going to show a new Roddy Piper. I'd like to invite Chavoman, Sabu, and Buff Bagwell to come out here so I can shake their hands for a match well fought.
*Roddy faces the entrance ramp, and waits patiently.*
