You've gotta be kidding me...
Posted by: The Ruffians on 04/08/2003 at 15:02
*We fade up on the dressing room of The Ruffians, where we hear a lot of commotion. Buff is sitting in a chair in the middle of the room. Tazz storms behind him.*
TAZZ: A SLEEPER HOLD?!?!?! YOU GOT TAKEN OUT BY A SLEEPER HOLD?!?!?!
BUFF: Well, I mean, he has mastered it pretty well. He locked it on me pretty tight.
TAZZ: SHUT UP!!! Goddammit, Buff! You didn't even pass out! You tapped!
BUFF: It hurt!
TAZZ: I don't care! You're out there to win! Do you know what that win could've done for you? It could have propelled you back to the midcard!
BUFF: Where am I at now?
TAZZ: *He pulls a piece of paper from his pocket* Look at this.
BUFF: It's the FTR roster.
TAZZ: Yup. Now, flip it over *Buff does* and look at the bottom...THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE AT NOW!!!
BUFF: Hey, I'm above you!
TAZZ: What?!?! Gimmie that! *Tazz takes the paper* Well sonofabitch...
BUFF: Hey, look, Piper's out in the ring. *Tazz and Buff look at the monitor*
PIPER(on moniter): I'd like to invite Chavoman, Sabu, and Buff Bagwell to come out here so I can shake their hands for a match well fought.
BUFF: You think I should go out there?
TAZZ: Hell no! You need to get your ass back to the gym. Now get going!
*Buff walks off. Tazz still puzzles over the roster.*
TAZZ: He's above me...what's this world coming to?
