Time for some changes on Genesis....
Posted by: The Rock on 03/23/2003 at 14:07
Deep in the bowels of the Pontiac Silverdome an FTR camera is following someone but only the black boots walking down the hall can be visible. The view shows several people in the hallways and each of them move aside to make room for the person making their way passed them. Many of them have a look of awe on their faces. The camera slowly pans up and across the black trucks are two words.
THE ROCK
One of the stage hands stops the Rock and asks for an autograph for his son. The Rock stops and looks at the guy in surprise.
The Rock: Did you just say something to the Rock? To the Great One?
Stage Hand: Yes, sir. Can I get your autograph for my son? He’s a big fan of you, Rock.
The Rock lifts the People’s Eyebrow and smirks before taking the notepad and sharpie.
The Rock: Sure thing, the Rock always has time for one of the Rock’s Fans. Who do I make this out to?
The stage hands gets excited and moves in close to watch the Rock write.
Stage Hand: His name is Bi---
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!
The Rock takes the notepad and slams it into the stage hand’s chest causing the man to stumble backwards and into some cardboard boxes. The Rock shakes his head and continues on his path. The Rock rounds a corner and spots the door he was looking for, GeniusIQ’s private office. Before he can enter the office he sees Jonathan Coachman who lifts his hand for the Rock to high five. The Rock doesn’t miss a step and slaps Coach’s hand back into his own face.
The Rock: Oops.
The Rock doesn’t bother to knock on the door, he opens the door and waltzes right in without being invited. IQ’s office is what you would expect of a trillionaire.
GeniusIQ: Good Afternoon, Rock. I hope you have a very good reason for barging in here uninvited.
The Rock: You’re damn right the Rock has a good reason for coming in here. Actually, the Rock has two reasons for being here. First off – the Rock has a problem with Brock Lesnar. From the looks of things Lesnar has developed a case of the pussy-willows. The Rock wants to make sure this match happens at Genesis because the Rock didn’t come to his hell hole for nothing. Secondly, the Rock is only on one day of the Pay Per View and the Rock knows that the millions…….and millions of the Rock’s fans paid their hard earned unemployment checks to see the Rock on BOTH days of the Pay Per View. The Rock wants to know why the Rock wasn’t chosen for the Iron Man match. You’ve got Kurt “MMMmmmMMMM Milk is Yummy!” Angle, Chris “I’m not really a woman, look at my beard!” Jericho, Lance “Can I not suck for moment” Storm & Horace “My uncle is the Hulkstermaniac, didn’t you hear?” Hogan….but no Great One. The Rock says its time for you to make some changes to the Iron Man Match.
The camer shifts to IQ who doesn’t look all that amused with the interruption….
