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Re: Time for some changes on Genesis....
Posted by: GeniusIQ on 03/23/2003 at 17:36

IQ: So you want to be in the Iron Man title match, huh?

(Suddenly the door bursts open, and Iron-Stevie comes "flying" into the room.)

Iron-Stevie: IQ, good sir, forgive my intrusion but I must speak with you, it is a matter of grave importance!

IQ: DAMN IT! WHERE THE FUCK IS BLOODSPORT?!? What the hell do you want Stevie?

Iron-Stevie: Actually, that's Iron-Stevie Mr. IQ.

IQ: I don't care if you want to be called The Great Malackeneinee! What the fuck do you want? I'm tired of you wrestlers bursting in here like you run the place and then when I do something simple, like put four guys in a match and ask them to respond with ideas for how to make the match more spectacular, half of them can't even be bothered with it!

Iron-Stevie: Actually, that's why I'm here. I understand that you have yet to hear from Kurt Angle and Horace Hogan with regards to the Iron Man Title Match. I've come to request that you allow me to compete in this match in one of their places.

IQ: Well, do you at least have an idea for a stipulation for the match?

Iron-Stevie: Of course! Chairshot Survival Deathmatch Rules.

IQ: Hmmm...interesting, you do realize that The Rock here has also requested to be put in that match.

(Iron-Stevie turns and notices that The Rock is standing there looking very perturbed at his interruption.)

Iron-Stevie: Citizen Maivia, please forgive me. I had no idea that Mr. IQ was in a conference with you.

IQ: Look, tell you what, you two want to be in that match, fine, if Angle and Hogan fail to answer the challenge, you'll both take their places. If either of them pops up, then Rock, if you can come up with an interesting enough stipulation for the match, you'll get the other spot, otherwise, Iron-Stevie, it's yours. Got it?

(IQ's door opens, and Bloodsport steps in.)

IQ: Where the fuck have you been? Get these two out of my office, and if even one more person barges in here, I'm gonna put your ass in the ring in an EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER versus YOU handicap match!

(Bloodsport escorts Iron-Stevie and The Rock out of IQ's office as IQ turns back to his computer.)

IQ: You just can't find good help these days!

(Fade to Black)


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