Tag Team Tourney and Meng and Wrath
Posted by: Douglas & Storm on 01/17/2003 at 12:32
The scene opens in a sold out FTR house show at the Nassau Collesium in Long Island, New York. The crowd seems to be happy due to another great show by the FTR superstars that have performed already tonight. Then over the intercom we hear 'Perfect Strangers' by Deep Purple.
Can you remember remember my name As I flow through your life A thousand oceans I have flown And cold spirits of ice All my life I am the echo of your past
I am returning the echo of a point in time Distant faces shine A thousand warriors I have known And laughing as the spirits appear All your life Shadows of another day
And if you hear me talking on the wind You've got to understand We must remain Perfect Strangers
I know I must remain inside this silent well of sorrow
A strand of silver hanging through the sky Touching more than you see The voice of ages in your mind Is aching with the dead of the night Precious life (your tears are lost in falling rain)
And if you hear me talking on the wind You've got to understand We must remain Perfect Strangers
Out come Douglas and Storm to a mix of cheers and boos. They are wearing regular street clothes too to the fact they were not booked on this card to better prepare for there match against the Genetic Freaks on Rampage. They walk down the ramp and climb into the ring. Shane Douglas grabs a microphone and Lance Storm stands behind him.
Douglas:"Cut the f**king music!"
The crowd lets out a big cheer and Douglas stands in the middle of the ring with a big smile on his face.
Shane Douglas:"Now from what I hear it seems like myself and Lance have a match in the upcoming tournament to crown new tag team champions. Are first round oppenents are a team by the name of the Genetic Freaks. Well it seems to me that they should be called the Steriod enhanced freaks because you two bitches have more chemcials running threw your vains than a damn Manhatten crack head. Yet you come out here talking all kinds of shit about us and we don't appreciate that, but if you want to talk shit your f**cking with the master of trash talking. Right now you are looking at the man that called HBK and Ric Flair pussys and bitchs live on pay per view. Right now you are looking at a man that told Vince Macmahon to kiss his ass. Right now you are looking at a man who doesn't respect many and sure as hell doesn't respect you two losers. You two come out here talking all this shit and you bad mouth us like you are the best thing that has ever stepped foot in the FTR. Well you two arent shit around here, and we are going to start are claim to fame here by walking all over your asses. Candido you say that I ruined your career. Lets get the facts straight my friend I made you god damn career. If it wasn't for me you would have never seen a damn main event. Once Vince fired you and your coke snorting girl friend and you had no where to go who did you call? You called me and I got you a job with ECW. If it wasn't for me you would be living with your parents right now wrestling mid card matches at small indy shows, and Tammie well she would probably be selling her stinky pussy for cocaine on the beutiful streets of South Jersey. So don't give me anymore of that bullshit about how you didn't need me and I ruined you, because I made you boy. Now on to you Scott Stenier. Here is a man that had to change his whole gimmick just to get popular, yet he says I am not a franchise. Now Stenier I have seen you wrestle since your rookie years and I don't remember you ever being the #1 guy in any company you are in, you may have been the World Champion but you were still not the top guy there. All you are now is a nice looking body with no stamina. You probably can't even wrestle more than a ten minute match any more because the storiods have broken your body down. Why else would you go back to the tag team division? Then you talk about your freaks, well I think that is only because all you can get is some freaky bitches. Look at what you walk around with now, Midijah, now if that isn't a whore I don't know what one is. She looks like she has taken more dick Marilyn Chambers. I bet when the wind blows up her skirt the lips on her grand canyon clap. I don't even know what you can do for her because we all have heard what Steroids do to your genitals, so I figure by the amount you do a day your balls probably look like peanuts. Stenier your a punk, your a pussy, your a bitch. Too me all you are is a big mouthed mother f**ker who just talks a bunch of shit. Your all show and no go Stenier. So let me put it too you this way beat us then you can talk all the trash in the world, but trust me there is no way you will pin my ass."
Douglas hands the Mic over to Storm. Douglas takes a few steps back and Lance begins to talk.
Lance Storm:"Well I think Shane said enough about the Genetics Freaks. So I guess I will speak my mind about are oppenents later on in the night who are Meng and Wrath. Look at these two. I am trying to be serious here look at them you take two curtain jerkers and make them a tag team and they think they can beat us. Come on guys you are horriable, your nothing but power. Well we have speed, stamina, power, and smarts which is something you two idiots will never have. Plus we have charisma, but what Candian wrestler doesn't? Have either of you two losers ever even held a singles title? I don't know what you were thinking when you challenged us, seriously you must be a couple of retards. Well Meng, or Haku or whatever you name is I know your not intelligent being from the island of Fiji or something. How many great wrestlers have ever came out of there. Now look at me I am from Calgary Alberta Canada that is the place legends come from. Now Wrath I don't even know how a jobber like you even has somebody that wants to be your partner. Wait I forgot Meng is a jobber too, I guess you guys will make a great team then. A great team at losing matches and for helping guys like us showcase are supreme skills. So Atom Bomb, sorry I mean Wrath I have a superkick from Calgary Alberta Canada with your name on it buddy."
Storm hands the Mic back to Douglas.
Shane Douglas:"Hey Wrath what the hell happened to Kronic.HAHAHAAHA, dont worry boy one day they might find a gimmick that works for your stupid ass. Then you can consider yourself a mid carder. Meng look at me, do you honestly think you can lock your death grip on me? I don't think so bitch because I am too smart for you. I have more talent in my little god damn finger than you have in your whole fat ass body. So after we dispose of the Steriod Freaks that sleep with cheap whores we are coming for you two piss ants. Meng make sure you comb your nappy ass hair too bitch, you look like one of those stupid ass Trolls. This goes out too all four of are oppenents prepare to have your asses Franchised. Now hit my f**cking music."
With that being said Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple plays again over the intercom. Douglas throws the mic down and he and Lance Storm hold there arms up high in the air. The crowd lets out a few cheers as they exit the ring and walk up the ramp. Once they step behind the curtain the screen fades to black.
