Just before a workout
Posted by: Bill Ding on 01/17/2003 at 00:06
“Now Bill, you know as your manager I’ll need lots of silver…”
Luxurious Lynne and Bill Ding are walking down the hallway of IQ Industries main building right to the gym area. The two are in street clothes and are carrying gym bags.
Bill Ding: That’s fine Lynne, but why am I buying it? I got you your job here, wasn’t that enough?
Luxurious Lynne: It was ok, but they made me come in and work. What’s the deal with that? I thought I was going to be sitting at home drinking iced tea from fine crystal in my new mansion petting my Lafow WATCHING the FTR. To make up for it, YOU need to buy me lots of glittery, dangly, sparkly EXPENSIVE things. You know it’s only…
Bill Ding: I know, your birthday. How about instead of worrying about jewelry and birthdays, maybe we should try and get me a match? That’s what a manager does right?
Luxurious Lynne: Oh, you have so much to learn. My job is to get my hair and nails done and buy cute dresses to stand at ringside and look pretty. You are the one who gets the matches, wrestles the matches, wins the matches, sometimes lose the matches, those upset me, and sometimes beat up people who annoy me.
Bill Ding: Ok, so, I get in the ring, and beat everyone up, and you get a paycheck for standing outside the ring while I do that?
Luxurious Lynne: Uh huh.
Bill Ding: God Bless this great nation. Well, it looks like this card this week is pretty filled up. Unless IQ has plans for me, I think I’ll just enjoy the show. The more I watch these guys, the more I’ll get to know them. Plus, another week to train wouldn’t hurt. Zieg and Kreed have been on me to drop a few pounds.
Luxurious Lynne: Don’t get too small, then you wont be a “monster” anymore. You know, you really don’t act like a monster…
Bill Ding: I haven’t had to yet Lynne, but, trust me he’s in there. When the time is right, The Steve Corinos, the Rocks, Stone Colds and Big Vitos are all going to realize that I am their nightmare. Now lets get a workout in.
Luxurious Lynne: Ok, but if I start sweating again I’m stopping…
