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Visiting the Hoes
Posted by: Godfather and BookerT on 01/16/2003 at 16:47

*It's a bright day in the city. Camera shows in big letters: "Memorial
Hospital". We switch to a corridor as we see Godfather holding flowers. He
knocks on a door.*


(voice): "Come in!"

*Godfather opens the door as he walks in. Camera follows and shows the
patients: it's two of the hoes that The Outlaws took out! They both have
neckbraces and bruises all over their bodies. They don't seem too pleased
to see the Godfather. Godfather hands one of the hoes the flowers, she
throws them into the wall.*


Godfather: "Ladies, come on. Let me just talk to you. The other two won't
even see me in. I don't even know what you have against me! It's not like
it was me who put you through those tables-"

Ho #1: "Bull shit! Your Job was to protect us and our job is to make money for you. Somebody didn’t do their job and that’s why we’re here now. Look at how “Well” you treated us-"

Godfather: "HEY! I ALWAYS treated you with the utmost respect! How can you
possibly say I mistreated you?!! I gave you the life of a queen! I let you
live in my house! I let you eat my food! I paid you more than what any
other pimp would-"

Ho #1: "Yes, you did treat us well. But you risked us in some stupid
match against those ruthless thug-wannabe's, The Outlaws. You couldn't have
just any match against those guys, could you?"

Ho #2: "The fact is, you TOLD us you wouldn't lose! And you DID!"

Godfather: "Hey, we were SCREWED out of the match, and of course, you
lovely-"

Ho #2: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact of the matter is, you still LOST, and
haven't WON a match yet. Remember what you told us when we first came to
you? You said that part of the code is to protect your ladies! Is this the
kind of protection you provide for your ladies?"

Godfather: "I was in a STRETCHER! Goldie was too! How the hell were we
supposed to protect you?"

Ho #1: "Well, you guaranteed us protection against monsters like them. And
look at us!"

*Godfather rolls his eyes then looks back at the ladies. But he immediately
looks to his right.*


Godfather: "What are those?!!"

*Camera shows a vase of roses.*

Ho #2: "What now your blind too…A certain someone came by. He and a couple guys are actually here right now. They're just getting us some GOOD food, not this hospital crap."

Godfather: "What, are you doing the job in your condition? I commend you
for that, but please, ladies, you need time off."

Ho #1: "It's ALWAYS about you, isn't it? If you must know, it's Juicy and
Rosie and Jamal who came by..."

*Godfather is stunned!*

Ho #2: "And he suggested that we work for a REAL pimp. One who is nothing
but a class act. One who will PROTECT us. And we accepted. WE QUIT!"

Godfather: "WHAT?!!"

*Godfather is outraged, grabs Juicy's flowers and throws them into the wall.
The telephone rings, a ho answers the phone. She hangs up.*


Ho #1: "Well, looks like our new employer is back. If you don't want to get
your ass kicked, I suggest you leave right now! After all, you didn't bring
any protection with you, did you?"

*Godfather glares at the ladies, then makes way for the door. But just as
he gets to the door frame, he crashes into someone. It's Booker T!
Godfather raises his fists, but Booker grabs him and shuts the door.*
Booker: (slamming Godfather Into the Wall) Dawg, You ain’t got no cause to be in here. SHHH they’re on the way up. We been dawgs for a minute now Godfather, we go all the way back to Houston together, but if juicy catches you in here your done.

*Godfather just glares at Booker T*

Booker: look man you called the dude out his name, you basically called him a chump and he thought you made pimps look bad. He was trying to teach you a lesson. It wasn’t nothing personal.

Godfather: How can you say that? You’re a player you’re a hustler just like me. You just got a different hustle that’s all. And yet you can sit by and watch this garbage happen. I mean the first two he took fair and square. But to take a man’s ladies when he’s lying out on a stretcher man that’s low.

*Just then the door begins to open *

Booker: whoa, whoa, whoa dawg I’m busy. Stay up outta here for a few minutes go get some coffee or something and keep the nurses out. Lemme tell you something G you gotta get up outta this funk you in and you need to beat Juicy at his own game I can’t help you but I can tell you how. You Challenge The Outlaws and prove that you can protect these ladies and I am sure that they’ll come running back to you. Once you beat those punks then you go after the two ladies that Juicy took from you Legit. And that’s damn sure the only way you gonna get your ladies back

Ho: you punish them for us Daddy and we’ll come running right back to you.

Booker: You need to raise up outta here Dawg and right quick because they right outside and they are most definitely expecting you and Golden boy to show up. Alright here’s the plan…


* ( minutes later in the hallway Rosey and Jamal are sitting on a bench waiting for the time to go back to guarding the hoes when the door bursts open and the Godfather comes Flying out and lands sliding on his ass. He quickly gets up and runs for his life as Booker T comes out after him.)*

Booker: and Don’t Come back You sucka ass punk.

( Rosey and Jamal Get up to give chase when Booker T stops them)

Booker: you two big bucket O’Chicken eating punks ain’t gonna catch them so why you even frontin’

(booker walks over to the nurses station as we fade to Black)



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