Gotta Move On (Vader, JLAP)
Posted by: Big Show on 01/16/2003 at 11:58
*It's another episode of Sesame Street! Big Bird is high again, the Two O.G.s were special guests, and Bert and Ernie are having "roommate" problems. We switch to the next part of the show, a message from Cookie Monster!*
"Kids, you see JLAP say Cookie and Show evil. Heh heh heh. (Munches on cookies). How Cookie and Show evil? Cookie and Show corrupt Sesame Street? Cookie admit, Sesame Street change since Cookie come back. There drugs. Cookie don't do drugs. Cookie only do cookie. There violence. JLAP complain Show evil because he beat up Michael Cole all the time. We offer peace to Michael. Michael throw it away. Who not with Cookie against Cookie. Even worse, whoever not with Cookie against Show. This include JLAP. Cookie think JLAP not good. They say JLAP so great. But JLAP have nothing to brag about. Look at JLAP. They small. They look ridiculous in superhero suits. Fuck, JLAP live in STEVIE'S PARENT'S BASEMENT! What that say to you kids? That say that you should stay with parents your whole life and never move on. That evil."
"That all time for day, kids. Remember, kids, who not with Cookie, against Cookie. Who not with Cookie, against Show!"
*The CookiePhone rings.*
"That the CookiePhone, kids! Let's see who it be!"
"Cookie Palace! Oh, Show! (looks at camera) Hey, kids, it Show! (back to phone) What up? Mmmhmm. An interesting proposition, huh? Who? Do it involve cookie? No? What is it then? Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. Well, we decide at Rampage, huh? Cookie think about it."
*The camera switches to Snufalufagus and Big Bird dressed up as goth vampirettes for The Count as the viewers are left confused about that phone conversation.*
