Holy Old Cartoon References Chavoman! (Tag Team Tournament, Big Show)
Posted by: Iron-Stevie on 01/15/2003 at 21:09
Iron-Stevie: FINALLY CHAVOMAN! WE FINALLY GET TO PROVE THAT WE ARE WORTHY!
(Iron-Stevie is sitting in The Hall of Just-Us talking on the telephone, apparently with Chavoman.)
Iron-Stevie: Don't you see? We're taking on The Legion of Doom in the first round of the tag team tournament! Lex Luthor, Grodd, Captain Cold, Sinestro, Cheetah, Solomon Grundy, Bizarro, Black Manta, Braniac, Giganta, The Riddler, The Scarecrow and The Toyman! Two against Thirteen! We'll finally prove that we are worthy of carrying on the name of The JLAP! Our Superfriends will be proud!
(Iron-Stevie listens for a minute nodding his head, then suddenly sits up with a shocked look on his face.)
Iron-Stevie: Hawk and Animal? Who are they? I thought we were facing The Legion of Doom? ... They are NOT The Legion of Doom... The Legion of Doom are thirteen of the most sinister villains of all-time banded together from remote galaxies , dedicated to a single objective...the conquest of the universe! ... What? ... You're joking! ... So it's just another tag team? ... Oh, but they are evil! ... They're drunks? What kind of role models are they for young children watching the FTR? ... Well, yeah, anybody's better than The Big Show. He's really evil! I mean, he keeps beating up Citizen Michael Cole, and look at how he corrupted Sesame Street! Thank Just-Us will be able to show him the error of his ways at Rampage. But after that, we must focus on once again becoming the FTR Tag Team Champions, ridding the FTR of all those who do evil, and once again making this a safe place for Truth, Just-Us and The Wrestling Way!
Voice from off-screen: STEVIE! ARE YOU DOWN THERE?
Iron-Stevie: Ooops! Gotta go, my mom's calling me!
(Iron-Stevie hangs up the phone and quickly runs up the stairs as we fade to black...)
