Tournament time...
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 01/15/2003 at 18:55
“Well, well, well…”
Here we are again. We all know what comes next. It’s the same old scene, taking place here in the IQ Industries locker room of their personal gym. The Dudleyz this, and the Dudleyz that, it’s the same old thing…or is it?
Gertner: It is I friends, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel Gertner. Normally here, I would stimulate, excite and titillate you drooling peons with the musings of my self, and you know how I love myself, but tonight isn’t about me. Tonight is about a departed friend. At this point, I turn the floor over to the chosen sons of the family Dudley. Buh Buh Ray, D-Von, if you please.
Buh Buh Ray: You know, I’ve been doing this s*** for way to long. I mean, who cares right now who we’ve beaten, or who we’ve put away. It doesn’t mean anything right now. Seven title reigns? Who gives a flying f***? Normally, I would be sitting here telling you how great we are, and it would all be true, but tonight is different. Tonight I wont lie to you, right now; we DO have something to prove. Now I wont get into details, but for some reason, D-Von and me are in the hunt for titles we never lost. Sure, as former champions, we get a by in the tournament, so what? I would rather have to go through 100 teams here, because of whom it honors. (Looks up) Big Dick, we miss you man!
D-Von: Ya see here, our big bruh is chillin with the Big Dudley in the sky. On the night of the Big Dick Dudley memorial tournament, I know he will be looking down upon us. He will look down and smile as we UH 3D, UH UH 3D and UH UH UH, we walk our asses out as 8 time tag team champions. (looks to the sky) WE DOIN’ THIS FOR YOU MAN!
Buh Buh Ray: No threats, no idle promises, no bullshit. There are 12 other teams out there who want what belongs to us. I have no doubt in my mind that they will bring their a-game. They had better, because I will murder ANYONE who tries to phone it in on a show dedicated to our brother. 12 teams giving it their all, and all of them have no choice but to come up short. Why? Because this is all about family, and after the tournament is said and done, and the crowds have left, 2 things will be done. Big Dick will be remembered, and the god damned Dudley Boyz will be back on top.
D-Von: I feel it brother…
Buh Buh Ray: Because at the end of the day, only one thing rings true…
D-Von: For Brother Big Dick…
Buh Buh Ray: Nobody, and I f**king mean NOBODY, can F*** with the Dudleyz!
