Tag Tournament (3MW, Outlaws)
Posted by: Two O.G.s on 01/12/2003 at 19:49
*Michael Cole is having a sit-down interview with the Two O.G.s, Goldust and Godfather at Godfather's version of Playboy Mansion.*
Cole: "Godfather, can I get your thoughts-"
*Godfather storms off to his room and slams the door.*
Cole: "What was that all about?"
Goldust: "What do you THINK? I swear, you're lucky Big Show's not around to kick your ass for asking stupid questions. We just got screwed out of two matches at Rampage, and more importantly, Godfather got screwed out of 6 hoes! He's down to ONE ho! A one-woman Ho Train?!! We lost 2 hoes to Juicy, our competition, and haven't seen the 4 hoes that were DEMOLISHED by the Outlaws since Rampage. (mocking Cole) 'What was that all about?'" Get the hell out of here!"
*BANG! A door is heard slammed open as Godfather comes back to the interview.*
Goldust: "Get the hell out of here, Cole!"
(walking towards Goldust) Godfather: "Honestly, who destroys 4 lovely ladies who are offering their services for free, huh? It's not like we have Right To Censor in FTR! And Juicy, that BASTARD, thinks he can send his men to kidnap OUR hoes?!! I just want to KILL them!"
Goldust: "Whoa, Godfather. You'll get your ladies back. But right now, we've got a Tag Team Tournament coming up don't we? DON'T WE?!!"
Godfather (pouting): "Yes..."
Goldust: "Well, the reason we're in FTR is to win chamionships, right?"
Godfather: "I actually came here to help you become--"
Goldust: "Tag Team Champion, not to become a pimp. The pimping is something extra. We have got to focus our eyes on the prize, Godfather. THINK about it, Godfather. We have a ONE-woman Ho Train. The redhead we won in the match that we risked Marlena for. ONE HO! Even though we have thousands of hoes in the U.S., those hoes aren't good enough to represent the Ho Train. Our Ho Train has the best of the best. Now, we WILL get out girls back, Godfather, but think about what happens if we win the gold! We get even more respect. Even more women will adore us, want to follow us around. Our Ho Train will grow and grow when we become champs! Forget about Juicy. Forget about the Outlaws. We'll take care of them later, if not at Rampage. We HAVE to focus on the gold!"
*Godfather is giving this some thought.*
Godfather: "You know what, Goldie? While I agree that we need to focus on the gold, as a pimp, I cannot be a one-woman man. I can't wait until Rampage to get more ladies in my Ho Train. We have work to do."
Goldust: "What kind of work?"
Godfather: "We have thousands of hoes, Goldie. They're not the best of the best, but they're the best of what we have. We gotta go with the red-head and the rest of the B-Team."
Goldust: "But, Godfather, they're definitely NOT worthy of our company yet. We can't have these women thinking they're the best now because they're NOT. If they want a spot in the Ho Train, they have to earn it! That's what you've ALWAYS said!"
Godfather: "I know, I know. But you realize what a pimp with one ho is don't you?"
*Goldust, as frustrated as he is, shakes hands with Godfather as the camera fades to dark.*
