Kareoke Bar
Posted by: Big Show on 11/24/2002 at 14:40
*Big Show and Cookie Monster are shown on stage at a...kareoke bar?*
Big Show: "Hey Cookie, sing our favorite song!"
Cookie Monster: "Ok, Show."
*Beat of Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" plays in the background. Cookie MOnster comes up to the microphone.*
"I came into this world as a muppet. Look into these eyes you see that they are cookiely! Big Bird in his nest and Oscar in his can Ernie is a guy that lives with another man. Hey! Kermit's on the scene. You know, it ain't easy being green."
*Camera shows the crowd, including a bewildered yet angry Michael Cole.*
Cole: "HEY! This isn't Nookie! This is ridiculous! Get off the stage and eat your damn cookies!"
*A very angry Big Show chases Michael Cole out of the building. Numerous shouting, screaming, and crashes can be heard throughout Cookie Monster's parody. Cookie Monster continues.*
"But, I did it all for the cookie. (MMM)! The cookie! (MMM)! The cookie! (MMM)! And you can take a cookie, and stick it in my YUM! Stick it in my YUM! Stick it in my YUM!
It took so long, why did you take so long to give me cookie? Hm? Me got my cookie in my fur. It is blue, make me purr. Me so hungry, 'cause I don't have me cookie Who has got me cookie? Me just a sucker with chocolate chip in my throat Made a mistake, I should give them a break, my heart will ache.
Eat a cookie, 'cause I did it all for the cookie The cookie! (MMM)! The cookie! (MMM)! And you can take a cookie, and stick it in my YUM! Stick it in my YUM! Stick it in my YUM!"
*Cookie leaves the stage and goes back to his table. An audible stuffing his mouth full of cookies can be heard as the camera fades out.*
