They say that a hero can save us...(Big Show)
Posted by: Chavoman on 01/11/2003 at 18:05
*It is dark in Gothamtropolis, the city where the JLAP work. At least, where they SAY they work, I mean, who's HEARD of Gothamtropolis? Where is it, and why...anyways, we see silhouettes leaping across skyscrapers in the background, coming to a halt on one directly in front of the moon. The camera zooms in, revealing...*
"....."
Chavoman: As Epep said, we have returned! Again, the FTR Citizens can feel comfort, as I, Chavoman, and Loyal Horse Wonder Epep are back with our dear friends Iron-Stevie and the Scar-Lita Witch! Once more, we, the Just-Us League of Avenging People, can fight for TRUTH, JUST-US, AND THE WRESTLING WAY within our beloved federation.
But whilst Pep...err, Epep and I were gone, evil has been...AFOOT! First, Big Show went on a cookie-induced terror, tearing through many an innocent FTRer. Then we have the Fatal Army, who already were evil enough, turning on one of their own. This isn't even MENTIONING the Disorderly Destruction causing havoc throughout our great fed.
What can one man and his sidekick do? That, my friends, is easy! We shall save the FTR from itself! We shall turn the tide of corruptness and evil and bring back the fresh waters of honesty and goodness, surrounded by the blossoms of truth and love! We shall overcome what has plagued the FTR for these many months.
And we shall start...with the redeemable.
Big Show, I hear your Sesame Street programs and your attempts at peace with Michael Cole, and I applaud them. But the evil, the badness still infects your heart. We, the JLAP, can SAVE you, Big Show, but you won't allow it. We are forced to come after your in tandem, hoping to knock out any trace of corruption!
Do we seek your Extreme Title? No. We seek to help you. If we must use violence to help, so be it. What we do, as someone once said, is for your own good. We come not with a stick, but with a stick that says "Hey, stop doing that. It's not nice." Yes, we will help you, Iron-Stevie and I, to see that TRUTH, JUST-US, AND THE WRESTLING WAY stand true in your heart.
Or, if they don't, we'll at least beat you, an evildoer, senseless.
At Rampage...Just-Us WILL Prevail...I can FEEL it!
*Chavoman and Epep swoops down from the rooftop dramatically, as the camera slowly fades out. Right before it finishes, we hear a loud crash, followed by the word "Ow."*
