“So when you think of Championship Automobiles, think of me, Booker T, and my friends here at Juicy’s Championship Mercedes.”
(The FTR television network in it’s continuing effort to provide you with the most in depth coverage of the FTR Superstars brings us to Port Chester in the Bronx where Booker T and Music Video Director Dave Meyers are shooting a new commercial for his Friend Juicy’s Automobile Dealership)
Director: …and Cut. Thanks Booker Babe that was wonderful I appreciate the effort we’ll work out the special effects post production. I think it will be hot.
Booker: Dave ever since I seen that first Missy Elliot video you did I knew you were my dawg.
Dave: Oh, by the way, that video collage you asked me to make for that Angle character is done. I got the tape over in my Lambo if you want to see it.
Booker: YO! FTR crew, I want this broadcast so get your asses in gear, actually Bruh, your lambo ain’t big enough for all this. We can watch it in the Hummer Juicy got parked around back.
(Dave Meyers runs to his Silver Lamborghini Diablo and picks up the tape that he made to Booker T’s specification.)
Dave: Alright, I should let you know that this is very raw, very raw indeed. But I think you’ll appreciate it.
Booker: Just roll it Bruh.
(The Video Screen in the back of the hummer Comes to life with Booker T’s Can you Dig it Sucka productions logo and then the music hits. “Gone” By N’sync.)
There’s a thousand words that I could say To make you come home yeah A shot of Angle Kissing the intercontinental title Oh, seems so long ago you walked away and left me alone a Shot of Booker T in the Ring Celebrating his Victory from rampage And I remember what you said to me you were acting so strange (mmmm) A shot of Booker T giving Angle the Book End from Rampage And maybe I was too blind to see that you needed a change A shot of angle on his knees crying Was it something I said to make you turn away? (A piece of Angle’s angry promo is played where he proclaims himself to be the victor) To make you walk out and leave me cold (ooooh) If I could just find a way To make it so that you were right here Right now.. I've been sitting here Can't get you off my mind (Can't get you off my mind) (A shot of Smegel from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers with Angle’s face morphed onto it and the classic line “MY PRECIOUS” uttered in a very guttural Voice) I've tried my best to be a man and be strong I've drove myself insane Wishing I could touch your face (touch your face) But the truth remains.. You're gone.. (A shot of Booker T on the turnbuckle with the Intercontinental Belt held high.)
You're gone.. (baby you're gone) Baby you're gone (A shot of angle with his head down in defeat and disgust) Girl you're gone, baby girl, you're gone.. You're gone.. You're... Now I don't wanna make excuses, baby Won't change the fact that you're gone, no, no But if there's something that I could do Won't you please let me know? (A shot of angle’s interview with Michael Cole and the Vocals…) Angle(in the Background): If you watch the replay, you can clearly see that I had a speck of dust in my eye from the poorly cleaned FTR ring and subsequently could NOT kick out of the finisher. Luckily, I was able to use the eye washer backstage immediately after the match."
The time is passing so slowly now Guess that's my life without you (guess that's my life without you) and maybe I could change my every day (yeah) But baby I don't want to (A shot of Angle hugging various people)
So I'll just hang around and find some things to do To take my mind off missing you (take my mind off missing you) (An old shot of Kurt angle wearing a cowboy hat and singing Jimmy Crack Corn) and I know in my heart You can't say that you don't love me too Please say you do (Another shot of Angle winning the title) Yeeaah.... I've been sitting here (sitting here) (A shot of angle being pinned) Can't get you off my mind (get you off of my mind) (The same shot of Angle being pinned from a different viewpoint)
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong (My best to be a man and be strong) (Angle taking the missile dropkick that put him on his back.) I drove myself insane (A shot of a depressed Angle drinking milk) Wishing I could touch your face (wishing I could touch your face)
But the truth remains You're gone.. (A shot of the ring announcer announcing Booker T as the new champ) You're gone.. You're gone (A shot of Booker T doing the Spinaroonie) You're gone...you're gone.. you're.... Gone (The final image of Booker T with his pyrotechnics exploding behind him holding the Intercontinental Title as Angle looks on in the corner of the screen looking utterly devastated.)
Laughter can be heard as the image on the screen fades to black…
