Douglas, Vader
Posted by: Big Show on 11/22/2002 at 14:59
*Camera shows mountains of cookies surrounding Big Show and Cookie Monster. They seem to be discussing issues while lying on cookies and eating them 20 by 20.*
Cookie Monster: "Judging by most wrestlers in FTR in past couple days, FTR shit right now. Skill no good. Show not even try during Extreme tournament. Show destroy so called "Iron" Stevie Richards, Show destroy Booker T and Brock Lesnar. Look at Brock. In WWE with great Paul Heyman (who is excellent announcer), Brock not pinned for many months. But in first Rampage, destroyed by Show. FTR need more talent."
Big Show: "I know, it's ridiculous. No one can stop me. Look at this guy Shane Douglas. He thinks he can still beat me! Shane, I was dominating the match when Cookie DQ'ed me. That did both of us a lot of good. I got to eat more cookies, and you get to walk."
Cookie Monster: "Then there Vader. Vader think less of Cookie because Cookie "puppet? Vader think Cookie dumb? Who Vader to call Cookie dumb? Cookie not puppet. Cookie muppet. And at least Cookie know who World Champion is. RVD champ. Eddie Guererro, who deserve title, lost in title match. Eddie have US title."
*Cookie chows down on 200 packs of cookies as he nods for Big Show to speak.*
Big Show: "That Eddie Guererro has a lot of Latino Heat, unlike Vader. Vader is a stupid punk. Look at the guy. He's a dumbass. Look, buddy, first off, I did NOT BRING Cookie to FTR. Cookie brought ME here. Secondly, I don't need the spotlight, ok. I don't need any dumbass fans cheering me on because that makes me the leader of a bunch of numbnuts. Lasty, you think I got a contract because I'm TALL??!! That's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard! Am I Exteme Champion because I'm TALL? No. Besides my height, I have weight. Besides my size, I do have ability. I just use my size to my advantage. I got to where I am today in such a short time period because I am dominant. I am special. I am the Extreme Champion. You want someone who got a contract due to height? Giant Gonzalez. Is he the Extreme Champion? No. Is he in FTR? No. Is he even around anymore? Not to my knowledge. So, Vader, I have proved all of your "points" wrong. You are such a dumbass. I considered NOT accepting your challenge because you are too stupid to get in the ring. And you're INCREDIBLY stupid for challanging me to a match! You stupidity pisses me off so much that I have decided to accept your challenge. I hope to beat some common sense and maybe even knowledge into you. I don't need Cookie at ringside. Now for the stips. You seem to love death. You will die in a Casket Match!"
