Re: 3 Minute Warning
Posted by: Juicy on 11/22/2002 at 14:19
In an effort to make greater strides in Bringing the FTR fans into the Lives of The FTR superstars, FTR television has consigned a Camera Crew to Juicy to spend a day in the life of a player/ Entrpreneur/whatever else Juicy claims to be. Today we find juicy on vacation on his favorite Island of St. Thomas. HE, Booker T, Jamal and Rosey, along with the camera crew and several lovely young ladies are basking in the sunlight on the beautiful beach at Magens Bay Juicy sits Talking to Someone on his GPS phoneb
“Of Course pauses I would Consider rampage a phenomenal Success… Well think about it we had the successful debut of The boys, While there wasn’t too much action for them did you see the Fear IN RVD’s Eyes when he bounced off of Rosey with one of his heel kicks and Rosey just looked at him…. Of course there was the Systematic Dismantling of Golddust in the Extreme tournament. yelling HE had no desire to win the Extreme belt He would never want to destroy his body with all that extreme nonsense.… Well he is over there chatting up this bad ass girl with a budonkadonk… that’s very important. Well for me the important thing is getting Rosey and Jamal out there and marketed Properly… wait they said what. Hey Rosey…
Rosey Looks up from his barbeque Ribs and grunts and gives a little nod to juicy
“Shane Douglas Just called you a bitch on national television, Jamal too “ Rosey, eyes wide from apparent anger bites his now meatless beef rib in two pieces and begins chewing on the bone
“mmm Tht just didn’t look good IQ I think rosey just broke all the teef in his mouf. YEAH MAN HE JUST BROKE A RIB IN HALF. Well I do have the camera crew with me so I can do that.”
juicy swivels of fhis lounge chair in the sand and looks directly in the camera
“ this is a warning for the next three minutes you will be the subject of violent and dangerous repercussions…” as if On Cue Rosey and Jamal Leave there seats on the beach and stand at opposite shoulders of juicy… their mentor “Shane Douglas you’ve written a check your body is not prepared to cash. Your asking the Dark devil for a dance with his demons, and I am not sure if your ready for it. These two big boys behind me hurt people. That’s what they get paid to do Son. They’ve been spending time amongst other dangerous people just sitting and learning. And you want to walk into the ring with them… Well they say Canadians aren’t that smart. So since we have nothing to do this lovely week at rampage how about we do this… straight up Tag match. Nothing fancy, no advantages, no disadvantages, I’ll even keep myself away from the ring. You see Shane, I want to make an example out of you and your little friend there. I want everyone in the FTR to see how dangerous these two young monsters are and I want them to see it without weapons, without flaming boards or Tables or flying monkeys or whatever your silly ass would have us do. Something simple, Something Old school, a straight up tag match. I mean the fella’s aren’t too worried about two Canadians fruits who dress a like when they go to restaurants So I guess the question is now Shane do you pitch or Catch? Well never mind, let’s make this happen cap’n. This week at rampage you’ll have only three minutes before the end comes.
