FTR Behind the Scenes featuring the Rock
Posted by: The Rock on 01/05/2003 at 16:04
Commercial break ends and “FTR Behind the Scenes” comes back on the air, Mean Gene is seated behind his podium surrounded by monitors showing FTR action and FTR memoribilia all about. As the rejoiner ends Mean Gene interlocks his fingers and leans forward to give you the impression he’s about to tell you something ultra secret.
Mean Gene: Welcome back everyone, now as promised FTR Behind the Scenes takes you backstage this Rampage and show you what the cameras didn’t show! The Rock made his return to the FTR and did so in shocking fashion. (behind Mean Gene a monitor shows footage of Rampage and the Rock’s actions) After a bit of a tirade the Rock took exception to being told his time slot had over run. He took his frustration out on the production manager delivering a devastating Rock Bottom before ending his segment. Immediately afterwards Shane Douglas & Lance Storm took on 3 Minute Warning so nothing else was broadcast of what happened backstage. We have that footage and will show it to you now.
The monitor showing Rampage footage is ending and the camera view goes from Mean Gene to just the footage. Mean Gene voice overs for a moment.
Mean Gene: Here you see what was the last things fans were able to see of the Rock making his exit up the entrance ramp. Now, here is what FTR Behind the Scenes has managed to uncover.
The Rock comes into the backstage area and a lot of the hustle and bustle that is running a live televised event is steady doing but some of the production crew has stopped their work and are halfway smiling as the Rock nears them. One of the young men steps up.
Crewman: Rock, can I have your autograph?! I love what you just did to our boss, he’s such a pompous ass.
The Rock: You like what the Rock did to your boss, huh? You liked seeing the Great One take your roody poo candy ass boss and raise him to the sky and slam him down with the Rock Bottom, do ya?
The crewman is nodding like a bobble head doll and raises his hand for a high five. The Rock mocks the constant nodding and makes a bit of a goofy face at the kid while he starts to respond.
The Rock: Ya do, do ya? Well let the Rock tell you something about the way the world is supposed to be. The Rock is the Great One. The Rock is the People’s Champ. You, well you aren’t worth the after shake you didn’t do that caused the piss stain on the front of your pants. In short. Know your role and shut your mouth, Jabronie.
The Rock goes to high five the crewman who still has his hand up but intentionally misses and pops the young man smack dab on the forehead. The Rock walks on and ignores much of the gawkers and bypassers. A security guard has a notepad and pen, he asks the Rock for an autograph as he nears. The Rock reaches out for the pen but instead slaps the notepad to the ground and never missed a stride. After a couple of turns the Rock reaches his locker room, he quickly enters and slams the door shut showing the Brahma Bull logo.
Inside the locker room Kevin Kelly is waiting with a camera crew already set up. The Rock’s expression is borderline psychotic.
Kevin Kelly: Um…Rock….you requested some interview time. I thought you wanted it tonight.
The Rock’s expression lightens and he twists his head side to side to pop his neck.
The Rock: That’s right but now isn’t the time, Hermie.
Kevin Kelly: That’s Kevin Kelly.
The Rock stares a hole through Kevin Kelly.
The Rock: You see, Hermie, what happened out there tonight wasn’t supposed to happen. When the Rock signed his contract for all those millions….and millions of dollars, the Rock made it clear that the Rock was here to run roughshot all over the place. Not for some pencil pusher to tell the Great One his time was up. Nobody….and the Rock means NOBODY tells the Rock what to do.
Kevin Kelly: Should I come back another time?
The Rock: You should shut the hell up! The Rock didn’t come back from Hollywood to have to put up with piles of monkey crap dictating to the Rock. The Rock came here to lay the smack down on jay-brones like (scrunches up his face and talks with a twang) Stone Cold Steve Austin, (rolls his eyes back in his head and talks like he’s a zombie) the Undertaker, (crosses his eyes, scratches his head and talks like baby Huey) or Brock Lesnar. Get the hell out of the Rock’s dressing room…you just want to get a glimpse of the Great One’s strudel….you sick fah-reak!
The Rock opens the locker room door and the crew and Kevin Kelly rush through it as the screen switches to the FTR Behind the Scenes studio.
Mean Gene: There you have it, the Rock is back and in rare form. What does the future hold for the Great One? You’ll have to tune in to find out! Thanks for joining me here tonight. I’m Mean Gene Okerland and you’ve been watching FTR Behind the Scenes.
