Addressing the Concerned (angle)
Posted by: Booker T on 12/08/2002 at 22:50
the scene opens to the halls of the grandest library in all of New York on the Corner of 42nd Street and 5th Ave. The New York Public Library. A museum, of books if you will, a place so grand that it is a routine tourist attraction for people visiting this city. Today FTR television is following one of it’s more talented superstars…Booker T, the Cameraman has been walking ever so slowly through the rows and stacks of books to round a Corner and see a man. This man tall and statuesque, wears a suit of the purest white with a matching hat and gloves, he strides with Confidence down the aisle in front of us when a voice can be heard…
Booker: It seems fitting don’t you think? The greatest collection of thinkers on this planets collected works all assembled under one roof. To be perused and touched by any man your average man (turns towards The Camera and removes his hat) Even the BOOKER MAN. This veritable fountain of knowledge has been made plainly and boldly available to all that want to see it to know it and yet some of us…I’ll save the name calling for later… have yet to partake in this knowledge. You see there are many in the FTR that do not believe in the phenomenon known as booker T. They think he is a fluke or a legend like the Gingerbread man or Bigfoot. But I digress, Allow me to point you to something…
Booker: ahhh, here it is, the complete idiots guide to pro wrestling. Some of you may be thinking this can’t be true… yes ladies and gentlemen it is true to coin a phrase… But what is also true is that on page 113. Booker T 5 time 5 time 5 time WCW champion. FTR Television Champion, MWWL television Champion, The first and Only BET black Star power world Champion EVER!!! But let us continue to peruse… Hmmm Angle, No… Kurt Angle, NO… Olympic Hero, NO… Hmm if he is not worthy of being in the Complete idiots guide to pro wrestling than HOW IN THE BLUE HELL IS WORTHY OF CARRYING THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE? stops and Smoothes out his Suit Booker: perhaps I should calm down just a bit… Basically what I am trying to say is this. This coming Monday at Rampage Angle, you better bring me every little piece of heart you got because I swear you are going to need it. Because you better believe I am bringing the Harlem Heat…
Now can you dig that?
The Camera Fades to black when we hear
SUCKAAAAAA!!!! ANOTHER VOICE SHHHH dammit this is a library.
