The air of pimpdom has fallen
Posted by: Juicy on 12/07/2002 at 12:08
the eye of the camera opens to a well appointed room. In this room, with it's red velvet walls and it's cushioned floor, sits Juicy. Doing his Best Hugh Hefner impersonation he sits there smoking a pipe. He pauses momentarily before motioning for someone to come in. He changes his m ind and asks them to pause
Juicy: Good morning FTR, Today is a monumental day in the life of juicy, today i have embarked on a totally new career. Well perhaps I have just reinvented myself in it. You see ladies and gentlemen I have always been a hustler, a procurer of goods if you will. later on in life I became an entrpreneur. Opening business after business. I can say however that through all this I was a Pimp...Sometimes in the sense that you all know it and others in the sense that we (in the ghetto) know it. but there was always on ething that I always did I respected the other pimps. I always let another pimp run his game without my...interaction. However, the FTR for a very long time has been my pimping grounds and with the help of IQ I have been able tohold down that thrown without much resistance.
Then one sweet day, the Godfather arrive bringing with him all the bad things that a pimp represents. He travels with hoes constantly, he knows not the pleasure of one lady or the benefit to ones career there is from displaying only one lady as opposed to 10 or 12. This made me look bad and looking bad always makes me angry. So i verbally assaulted him and he assaulted me back and thus we set up a match for this coming rampage where My boys 3 minute warnhing will take on he and his gold loving partner Golddust. I know my boys will be victorious.
But... There is more I am very disappointed to say that I could not leave well enough alone. I had to teach him...on a level that he should understand that I was,am, and always will be the true pimp of the FTR. Now Some of you may wonder how I can hurt him more so then beating him at the next rampage. You see in the pimp world the worst thing you can do is chat up another man's hoe that is a sin punishable by death, even worse than that is taking another man's hoe and making her your own...
juicy waves his hand to motion for someone to come in from offscreen. the camera pans over to the doorway to see 3 women we have seen so many times before. All of those times they were in the company of the godfather
Juicy: I know you recognize these women, and you godfather I am sure you recognize them too. I have just taken 3 of the links to the hoe train. now your ladies can fit in the back seat of your cadillac. I say to you now Godfather find yourself a new place to make a living or give yourself a new attitude and leave the pimping to the professionals over here. Better yet why don't you let me teach your pimping class it might do you a bit of good to learn and this way when you move on out of the FTR you might actually get to be a real pimp someday. Ha, ha ,ha.
Sometimes it hurts to lose oyur best girl doesn't it Godfather.
juicy snuggles with his three new ladies as they fondle him and rub his exposed chest as we FADE TO BLACK
