alternate ending
Posted by: otis McGresham on 09/04/2003 at 16:30
--- Juicy on 01/09/2003 at 13:38 said --- > The Eye of the Camera opens in Juicy’s Office in the Penthouse of 111 River Street in Hoboken. These plush offices, Located in the same building as Chase Manhattan Bank and several other notable organizations that have since moved out of Manhattan for Tax breaks and Terrorist concerns, are but a stones throw from his primary operating area New York City. As the FTR camera Crew Comes in they notice that FTR Rewind is Blaring on the 42” Plasma TV on the wall and Rosey and Jamal Have their attention full on to the Promo that has just been aired by Rhino and Steve Corino. > >Juicy: All things considered I’d say you boys are getting off lucky. I mean your going to get your asses whipped at the Next rampage, you’ll get your asses whupped in the street, You ‘ll get your asses whupped like you were Rodney king driving drunk in a Hyundai. But that is beside the point. You two knuckleheads don’t know what you have gotten yourself into…Corino you say you’re the king of Old school… Sh@# I been thuggin since before you was a itch in yo Daddy’s pants. > >I like you kid you got spunk or as my friend Etan would say Chutzpa. I like ya so I’m a tell you a story it was told once by a great Negro poet. It’s about a Lion and a monkey and it goes something like this: > >Way down in the jungle deep >The lion stepped on the signifying monkey's feet. >The monkey said,"Motherfucka, can't you see? >You're standing on my god damn feet!" >The monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree >Bullshittin' a line every day of the week. >Everyday before the sun go down >That lion would kick his ass all through the jungle town. >But the monkey got wise and started using his wit >Start telling 'I'm gonna put a stop to this old ass-kicking shit.' >So he ran up on the lion the very next day >He said,"Oh, Mr. Lion. There's a big, bad motherfucka coming your way. >And he's somebody that you don't know. >He just broke aloose from Ringling Brother's Show. >Said he talked about your people in a hell of a way. >He talked about your people til my hair turned gray. >So Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right. >So wherever you run up on the elephant I want you to be ready to fight." >The lion jump up in a hell of a rage >Like a young man smoking some gage. >He ran up on the elephant talking to the swine. >He said,"All right, you big, bad motherfucka, >it's gonna be your ass or mine." >The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass >But the elephant side-stepped him and knocked him dead on his ass. >He fucked up his jaw, messed up his face, >broke all four legs and knocked his ass out of place. >They fought all night and all the next day. >Somehow the little lion managed to get away. >He drug his ass back to the jungle more dead than alive >Just to run into the monkey and more of his signifying jive. >The little monkey said,"Look here, partner, you don't look so swell. >Looks to me like you caught a whole lot of hell." >Said,"Your eyes is red and your ass is blue. >I knew in the first place it wasn't shit to you. >But I told my wife before you left >'I should have whipped your ass my motherfucking self.' >Shut up! Don't you roar! >'Cause I'll jump out of this tree and whip your dog ass some more. >And don't look up here with your stuck ol' case >Because I'll piss through the fork of this tree in your motherfuckin' face." >The little monkey got happy; started jumping up and is down >His feet missed the limb and his ass hit the ground. >Like a ball of lightning and streak of white heat >That lion went on his ass with all four feet. >Thus, rolls of tears came in the little monkey's eyes. >
" The little monkey said please Mr. Lion I apologize come to think of it you aint raisin no hell everybody saw you jump on me after i slipped and fell well if you fought like men should I'd whoop yo ass all over these woods. well that made the lion mad it was the boldest chanllenge he'd ever had so he backed off and squared up for the fight and the little monkey jumped high up in a banana tree, damn near outta sight looking down the little monkey said with a shitfaced grin ha ha Mr lion you been bullshitted again If you ever fuck with me again I'll send you back to my elephant friend
Nothing he could see and nothing he could hear >But he knew that was the end of his bullshittin' and signifying career >and signifying career!!! > > >You see Corino you’re the Monkey and I am the Lion. You sit there and talk shit only to get your ass kicked. And you might think that by Bringing along your elephant or Rather your Rhyno… that it will get you some advantage but in the end The Lion will still get in your ass. >
