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Injury Report
Posted by: Dr. Philip Moore and Michael Cole on 05/29/2003 at 15:16

*Michael Cole is standing with a man who appears to be a doctor in what looks like a medical office.

COLE: Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm Michael Cole and we're interrupting your regular FTR Classics program to update you on one of our superstars. We're here with Dr. Philip Moore. Dr, what can you tell us?

MOORE: Well, I looked at Mr. Buff Bagwell this morning and he has strained some muscles in his back. I believe that a mixture of strenuous workout and the rigors of the ring have led to this injury.

COLE: Do you know for sure what is wrong?

MOORE: Right now we are not completely sure of the extent of the injury. We have ruled out any herniated discs, but other than that we are not sure at this moment.

COLE: Doctor, do you believe that the Killswitch that Buff received from John Cena was the main cause of the injury?

MOORE: I believe that if this "Killswitch" had occurred by itself, Buff would have been alright. But after receiving this move, Buff was putting himself through rigorous training and not giving himself time to heal, so that is what truly caused the injury.

*There is a wail that comes from off camera. Cole and Moore look to see Tazz walking towards them, weeping.

TAZZ: It was my fault! (Sob, Sob) I pushed him too hard! Why, God, why?!?!?

*Cole hands Tazz his handkerchief.

TAZZ: You punks better listen up! (Sob) When Buff is at 100% again, we're tearing you all up! 'Cause we're a couple of Ruff...Ruffi...

*Tazz starts wailing again and walks off camera.

COLE: So it looks like the Ruffians will be out of action for a few months. We now return you to your regularly scheduled match.

*Tazz's wailing is heard as the camera fades out.


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