Prepare all you want, you could never be ready.
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 05/22/2003 at 19:37
It’s a warm day out in Dudleyville, as we can see the members of the Dudley Clan gathering together just outside a graffiti covered red brick building. An evil smile creeps across each mans face as they get closer to us. Joel begins.
Gertner: Well, well, well. It’s been a long day, but it appears that all the preparations have been made. There isn’t much more left than to have the match. You all can play all of weirdo S&M games you want to with each other, we wont judge you. It explains why you turned down and attacked those young ladies at the bar. It explains a lot, really. Still, nothing you could do to each other is going to be more violent, more destructive or more devastating than what Buh Buh Ray and D-Von have planned for you. If you could only see into their sick, twisted minds for a brief second, you would have no choice but to put your self into a mental rehabilitation center for the truly disturbed. That my friends are what you are currently up against. You heard it here first folks, from the quintessential stud muffin, and a damn handsome man, Joel, I want a swallower never a spitter who takes my one eyed critter in her shitter, Gertner. Take it boys.
Buh Buh Ray: Destructive Lightening, you have been so very wrong about a great many things. I think it’s high time I set you cub scouts straight. You keep running off about how you are the stronger and faster team. No. One half of you is stronger Nathan might have a slight power edge, but can he cover up Rey’s total lack of strength? I doubt it. One half of you is faster than us. Rey, you are truly like lightening, but can you pick up where your lumbering giant leaves off? It’s a pretty slim chance you can Rey. Now look at us. We are the perfect mix of talent, ability and straight out guts. You see, I don’t have to worry if D-Von’s going to be able to slam our opponents, because I know he can. D-Von doesn’t have to worry if I can keep up with a high spot, because he knows I can. Forgetting all that D-Von and I have been a team for years. WE ARE FUCKING BROTHERS FOR CHRISTS SAKE! There is nothing Destructive Lightening can do to combat that bond we have. D-Von…
D-Von: You speak the truth my brother. Many, many teams have come before you, and many will after you. Hell, we don’t even need these belts anymore. We could to you guys clean, and it still wouldn’t hurt our rep. People would say, “Them Dudleyz had an off night” or “Them Dudleyz was sick of carrying the tag straps anyway”. You see, we got it made anyway. Beating you two aint gonna be no thing no how. I’ma tell it on the mountain. I’ma TESTIFY!
Buh Buh Ray: When it all comes down to it, it’s going to be the better team that wins. D-Von and me, we’ve been FTR tag champs, WWE tag champs, WCW tag team champs, ECW tag team champs, MWWL tag team champs and UEF tag team champions. You guys, well, lets just say you are working on it.
D-Von: It’s been a long ride my brother. It’s been a long ride.
Buh Buh Ray: Yeah, it has. And the next bump in the road is named Destructive Lightening. Time to get down to what we do best, and the best part about that is there isn’t anything anyone can do about it.
