Is he kidding? (Raven)
Posted by: Big Show on 05/22/2003 at 17:56
*The Coach is due for an interview with The Big Show, giving Michael Cole a well deserved break...*
Coach: Big Show. Have you heard what Raven had to say just moments--why are you laughing? He just said he's going to kick your ass!
Big Show: I know. That's what I'm laughing at. Coach, you're even dumber than Michael Cole. Why the HELL would I be scared of a little punk like Raven? He's half my size, and apparently has half my brain, too. HALF of his argument was completely self-contradictory. Crew, show the from just earlier.
*The camera shows a replay of Raven talking just moments ago.*
As for me being jealous of you Paul…I don’t think you could have came up with something as false as that statement. Why would I be jealous of you?
*Camera cuts back to Big Show.*
Big Show: Now, cut back to a few days ago.
*Camera shows Raven talking a few days ago.*
You see you got the push I never did get…Well what about me? What about Raven? I had to work my way up when everything was just handed to you.
*Camera cuts back to The Big Show and Coach.*
Coach: Wow. That IS pretty self-contradictory.
Big Show: See, and if I can see that, how am I the complete dumb-ass that he thinks I am? Anyway, at Rampage, Raven, you will feel a torture, a pain, a misery, that will will NOT like so much. As for me proving to him that I can dominate, why doesn't he watch my matches against, oh let's say, Brock Lesnar and Booker T? If I can beat Booker, who's the IC Champion, and Raven is JUST NOW using the Extreme Title as a "stepping stone" like he says he is, how does he think that he can POSSIBLY beat me? See, Raven thinks he's SO SMART, and using his smarts he'll psyche me out and defeat me, but if the logic he uses shows his ability to play mind games, then I have EVERY RIGHT to feel confident in winning. Man, even the peers that he thinks so much of don't have confidence in him. Roll the footage!
*The camera shows Eddie Guerrero talking.*
Raven, the hand-me-down champion, already looking to give the belt back over to Show!
*The camera cuts back to Big Show.*
Big Show: I think that says enough.
*Big Show gets in the CookieMobile and drives off. The camera fades to black.*
