If I were you I would be worried (Big Show)
Posted by: Raven on 05/22/2003 at 16:58
“Your in for a surprise Big Show.”
The scene opens in the empty “O”rena in Orlando Florida site of this weeks Rampage. Sitting in the four hundred level of seats all the way in the top row sits Raven. He is wearing a pair of blue cut off jean shorts, black combat boots, black Offspring t-shirt, and he has the FTR Extreme title strap around his waist. He has his feet propped up on the seats in front of him and is sitting rather relaxed. He looks at the camera and starts us off with a little poem.
“The sky is darkening The world gets dark It’s Judgment day The moment of truth”
“I see the hatred in your eyes And the evil in your soul; The foul words you direct at me Are aimed towards my hart”
“The words you say The deeds you do, They pierce my very soul; My body is aching, My heart is breaking; Do you even know what you do?”
“Father, forgive them For they know what they do… I think that you know, my friend; You know all too well what you do”
“You can break my body and break my heart But you will never break my spirit; We can fight the battle but I’ve won the war Your evil has destroyed you”
“I am strong and you are not So don’t you dare cross me I walk alone but I’m not afraid This is who I must be.”
Raven then stands up from his seat and pushes past the cameraman. He walks out of the seating area and into the hallway of the arena and takes a seat next to a hotdog sales station. His back leans up against the stand and he sits Indian style. He brushes his greasy hair out of his face before speaking again.
“Paul when are you going to learn? You constant babbling of mindless thoughts that mean nothing have no effect on me. Are you are doing…is making yourself look like a damn fool. You see if your trying to intimidate me…you might as well stop trying. Your threats on my body do nothing but amuse me…and I feel your confidence is far too high. I also don’t appreciate you taking the things I say and taking them out of context…it just makes you look like a moron.”
“Why wouldn’t I want to fight you Big Show? Why would David fight Goliath…I’m sure you have heard the story before. Just think of the praise I will get from my peers and most importantly for the Undertaker when I take out somebody of your size. That will prove that I deserve the title…that you say I don’t deserve. I don’t understand how somebody with my credentials doesn’t deserve this piece of gold though…but I will prove to you that I do deserve to be called the extreme champion. Just because a belt got handed to me Paul doesn’t mean that I can’t be worthy…but you’re too stupid to realize that.”
“As for me being jealous of you Paul…I don’t think you could have came up with something as false as that statement. Why would I be jealous of you? Because your fat and I am not is that a good reason? Is it because you’re tall and I have one leg that is shorter than the other? I don’t get your reasoning behind that statement. Yet when you are laid out on a concrete floor with your blood pouring from your head and you hear a hand slap down three times then that is when the jealous sets in Paul. You will be jealous that I kicked your ass…and you proved only to be half the man that Raven is. You state that if you did certain moves you would rip peoples body parts off…well why don’t you do that to me? Prove to me that you are truly the talent that I claimed you couldn’t be. You say that you dominate…well start with me. I want to feel the pain that you claim you can dish out. Don’t you understand Big Show that I like the torture, I like the pain, and I like the misery? Oh yeah and your little buddy Cookie Monster won’t be the only one in a coma when I get done with you. I hope your ready for the relentless assault. You see Big Show When we fall, earth will die, sun will set, and the moon will shine, and the only image you will be the Raven’s shadow in your eye. So it is written so it shall come to pass.”
“The minute is growing closer Big Show…do you look at the clock with fear? You have entered Raven’s Clockwork Orange house of fun and there is no escape once inside. Isn’t it amusing Paul? It amuses me looking at the fear in your eyes…seeing that you fear a man half your size. If I were you I would be scared shitless, because only I know what I will do to you. Maybe I will leave you for dead…or maybe I won’t it just depends on my mood. I do know one thing and that is you better be prepared for the revolution that I am not only going to unleash on you…but the whole FTR as well. Be prepared for the Revolution of the Damned. Quote the Raven…NEVERMORE!”
The scene ends with Raven standing up from his seated position. You can hear the snaps of the title belt dragging up the side of the hotdog stand. Raven looks dead into the camera as he extends his arms into the crucifix position. The screen fades to black.
