*The camera shows Nathan Jones's head with a blindfold.*
Jones: Tell me again, why are you doing this?
(voice in background): Do I have to tell you AGAIN?!! All right, here we go and listen carefully. The only reason Destructive Lightning has taken beatings is because we get jumped.
*Camera zooms out and shows Rey Mysterio standing right behind Jones.*
Rey: Now, what we're doing is developing our sixth senses. That way, at Rampage for our title match, there will be no surprises, and we'll defeat them.
*Rey walks away.*
Jones: All right, Rey. I understand...Rey? Rey?
*WHACK! Rey Mysterio just whacked Jones in the head with a 2x4!*
Jones: OW! What the hell?!!
Rey: Should have ducked, Nate. Should have ducked. Good thing for you, that was balsa wood. At Rampage, we're going to have to deal with nasty weapons like CHEESE GRATERS and RUSTY NAILS!
Jones: Heaven forbid! Wait, no. Those won't stop us!
Rey: I KNOW, Nate! Hence, the sarcasm.
Jones: Just making sure. I-
*WHACK!*
Jones: HEY! That was not right!!!
Rey: Neither are the Dudley Boyz, Nate. Come on, Nate. We can beat these guys straight up! We've got better speed and power. We just gotta play their game and we'll win those titles. And part of that game is the ability to see things coming. We thought our first match was hard enough, this will be brutal. Just take it from Eddie.
Jones: Eddie. He's a good guy.
Rey: Yeah, he is, but he's not exactly confident that we can win.
Jones: We'll show him-
*WHIFF! Rey swung the 2x4 and Jones ducked!*
Rey: Good, little one.
Jones: Thanks, but it's easier to sense things coming when it's just the two of us in this room. What about Rampage, when there are THOUSANDS of people, and we're focused on our match, and someone comes from behind?
Rey: Listen to the peoples, Nate. Look, this is important because surprise is the ONLY way the Dudley Boyz win. Look at their past matches. Their opponents' backs are always to them, and the Dudleyz just WAIT. Unaware, they turn around and get a 3D for doing so. That's not going to happen to us, now IS IT?
Jones: No chance.
*WHACK! Rey swung the 2x4 and hit Jones, but Jones CAUGHT the board and threw it away! Jones takes off the blindfold and nods to Rey.*
