The Franchise answers Austins challenge.
Posted by: The Franchise on 05/20/2003 at 22:28
*FTR television resumes. The parking lot is shown. The roaring sound of an engine can be heard, as it gets louder. The camera spans to the right to show a black Cadillac escalade pull up to the parking lot entrance. As the shine from the chrome rims brighten in the cameras view Shane Douglas opens the door and exits the vehicle. Shane in his shown wearing a black dress shirt and pants with black dress shoes. What looks to be an assistant walks over and gets Shane's bags. The assistant heads inside the arena. A valet walks to Shane as he is handed the keys to the escalade. Shane watches as the black escalade is driven away. Shane turns to walk inside the building but before he is at the door, Michael Cole approaches him wearing a Austin 3.16 tee shirt.
Mc. Shane.
*Shane has a look of annoyance shown on his face.
Mc. Shane i'm here to get a small interview for the FTR viewing audience.
Shane. This should be too long.
*Laughs.
Mc. I want to talk about the comments you spoke last event that Stone Cold responded to tonight. Stone cold challenged you to a singles match this coming Rampage. Your thoughts
*Shane has a smirk on his face.
Shane. Well first off Mike my thought is that both you and Austin have the same I Q if you add the three numbers together on your tee shirt. Second. When it comes to Austin I don’t think at all! Austin is not even a small trinket of a thought in my fucking mind! I heard the last comments the FTR’S resident drunk had to say. And come to think of it. Isn’t it funny how his mouth rambles as his brain is trying to catch up?
The only way I think I can agree on anything Austin has ever said is the very true fact that tits and beer definitely do go together! Look at the man show that just ended two weeks ago!
Now. You want to know why I can walk around anywhere I damn well fucking please as if the world owes me something? Because I built half if not more of the fucking revolution that has been keeping this sport off the fucking shelf! If it weren’t for people like me, people like you would be examining the remains of a bad meal in a bathroom stall!
I’ve been what every heel in this business has ever wanted to be! If it wasn’t for me having to get copy writes on my name, emblem, likeness and all else, goon nose shitheads like HHH would be everywhere with the same gimmick. He’s a Franchise wanna be. Everyone knows it. I set the fucking trend for everyone. That’s what makes me a franchise.
Now you can make comments about fishes in ponds, apes in trees, flies on shit and all that other national geographic crap Austin. Fact is I enjoy being a little fish. But this little fish as taken down some of the biggest predators. Because when you’re a big fish in a big pond all the other little fishes are looking to gnaw at you like a fucking piranha! And Austin. You’re a fucking guppy! Guess what fish I am?
Now Austin. You want to have a singles match with the Franchise?
*Laughing.
Shane. I see you learned your lesson from what happen with Raven. Fine with me. Ill be the man you know I am and accept the challenge. You do your part and prove that all the shit you drink doesn’t provide you with all your balls. Lets have the singles match. Bring your bewildered with beer brawling self to the ring that the Franchise calls home.
Lets have a match that will showcase what we can do. Lets have a match to go down in the fucking record books. You see Austin. I’ve already made great strides in this industry. You? You haven’t even walked a straight fucking line. And I plan on making one of the biggest fucking strides to ever shake the foundation of this sport, and the FTR.
But for now. Rampage. Shane Douglas the fucking Franchise versus Austin. Ultimate weapons deathmatch!
*Laughing into the camera’s view.
Shane. And that’s the bottom line CAUSE SHANE DOUGLAS SAID SO!
*With that Shane grins at Michael Cole and heads toward the entrance as a commercial break begins.
