Attacks have failed (Raven)
Posted by: Big Show on 05/20/2003 at 17:12
*We see Big Show sitting at a bar, the same bar where just days earlier, Destructive Lightning smashed beer bottles over two women's heads. The television shows Raven in Florida talking smack about Big Show. Big Show watches, and the people in the bar look worried in predicting his reaction, but he laughs, leaving them most confused. The bartender comes up to the Big Show with a free beer.*
Bartender: On the house, Show. Just don't get angry. I don't want any scenes like the other night with Destructive Lightning.
Big Show: Why would I get angry? Everyone, listen up! Here's a little something about a guy named Raven.
What about Raven? This guy is hilarious. He actually thinks he has a chance of beating me? He thinks he can psyche me out so much that I'll lose the match? You see, Raven is just a jealous little boy. He's jealous that he's not my size, that he doesn't get my paycheck, that he hasn't gotten his "push" as he likes to call it. When you're a guy like me, you're bound to get "pushed," end of story. When you dominate people like I do, you're bound to get "pushed." He may think that I'm talentless, but he should think again. Look at Giant Gonzalez. He was even bigger than me, but where is he now? Just being big doesn't always get you places. Just what does he consider to be "talent"? Not winning world championships, like me, many times? He'll say that he's a multiple ECW champion, and how proud he is of that, but man, EVERYONE who was in ECW won that title. He may consider "talent" as being able to perform a lot of wrestling moves, but if I did that, I'd KILL people. If I did a figure-four, I'd rip their legs off! No, I have a talent of my own, and it's called DOMINATION.
There are other things that he said that cracked me up. First was his crack about Cookie Monster. All I gotta say is that Cookie has more personality than him, and he's in a FRIGGIN COMA! Then he said something about my boy The Bulk, which I don't really understand. The Bulk hasn't really helped me out in any way, and I never said he did. What's the deal? I do agree with him, though, that the JLAP is a joke. They're hilarious. And the Extreme Title as a stepping stone for him? He's NEVER going to win a title! He didn't even win the Extreme Title itself!
My point is, he's all talk, and no substance. What has he proved so far in the FTR? He can beat a broken-down Stone Cold? That he can get things without earning them? I don't know about you guys, but if he wants to win, he better get everyone in the Fatal Army to try to stop me from taking his title. Oh yeah, and he accepted my stipulation! That's just great, because in two consecutive Rampages, the Fatal Army be nothing.
*The people applaud Big Show with much energy. Big Show drains his free beer and leaves. The camera fades to black.*
