The truth about my family(jericho,test,destructive lightning) lotta people mentioned) SWEET JESUS
Posted by: The truth on 05/20/2003 at 15:44
Yeah (echoing) DJ CLUE (Clue) Minotti (Minotti Minotti Minotti) You Can’t handle the truth
RK: All I hear is Blah blah blah and Yackety Smackety and this is how Jericho hopes to secure his legacy. Come on now Small fry your looking at a big guy, one who takes danger and punches it in its good eye.
Here we go again Ron Killings Sitting in what appears to be the Cafeteria from the TV series oz…or a real Prison Cafeteria…I’m a little frightened. He sits with an amazing semblance of hardened criminal looking types and Lifers and a guy sharpening a toothbrush. The realism here is amazing. One of the men is making a beat on the table.
Se here I AM or here I am to tell you folks up here about MY Family. It all began about two years back, when a man named Booker T came to rein this track. He came and made the TV title his main hoe the whole FTR was so scared they had to go. Booker T went on his way to live and learn but the fire and his competitive will continue to burn. And then one day he got a call from IQ. He said the FTR is coming back bruh what the hell you gonna do?
Who woulda known that booker T would come back only to be the baddest man in wrestling’s illustrious history?
Guard: That booker T is a bad mother
Assembly: Shut yo Mouth?
RK: here he is the latest in a longest line of Champs, surrounded by stress and strife and a bunch of other tramps. And he stands all alone against the forces of evil like some kind of crazy freak or a broke ass evil kneivel. But yo there’s another a young Latin brother, who dares to step and challenge this bad mother
ASSEMBLY: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY this is a family show
RK: I know I know so I’ll say it slow there comes a time in every mans life where the rules have to go. When your friends ain’t your friends and your enemies are held tight, we’ll see what happens on Rampage night…
Assembly: what about Freakzilla?
RK: He’s got to fight a machine the bionic Chris Candido now that boy’s Clean… For the Iron man title them boys gone rumble as if this was the 60’s and ali was in the jungle.
Guard: what about those Damn DUDLEYS
RK: Ahh my favorites my idols the Dudley boys, they have some business with this tall cat and this short cat who’ve been making some noise. They made the rules and they’ve been shopping while nate and Tattoo have been out bar Hopping> Tables and Ladders and Rusty nails, that’s the fuckin voyage you boys have set in your sails. I am not sure exactly what is going through your brain I hope being a paraplegic is worth whatever taker is paying.
Guard: Cena is gonna kisk Jericho’s ass
Rk: oh that’s a guarantee the only thing that’s left I suppose is to find out about me…This week I’ve got no plans and surely they jest when they say That Chris Jericho is rolling now with test. Tall pale and ugly, that shit is a laugh to think that anyone would be afraid of that horse-toothed jackass. So I’ll make it official Fuck it it’s true I’m challenging Test you pick the stips isn’t that cool? No Holds barred, man to man, one on one I’m going to turn your funky ass into the next Billy gunn.
Guard: hey I Like Billy gunn
RK: Billy gunn sucked and so does test that is the point I am trying to make. You guys finish hooking up that pipe yet?
The assembly reaches behind them as the guard watches and presents The Truth with a Pipe. Shined as if it is made of Chrome with a loop at the end to, presumably, hook it to a chain or a rope. Killings looks at it and smiles as he is being escorted out of the lunch room area… MY GOD IT REALLY IS A PRISON
