Why Wait? (Mortis)
Posted by: Big Show on 05/19/2003 at 15:41
We see Big Show lying down on the couch in a dimly lit room, looking as lonely as ever since the Cookie Monster was set on fire. Packs of cookies surround The Big Show, and he seems to be getting even bigger. The phone rings, and he answers.
Yeah...hey, mom...oh, ok, i guess. you?...yeah i'm fine...yeah. yeah, i'm sure...i know i haven't won lately. when you get double-teamed and get attacked from behind, you're not going to win very often...i don't know what i'm going to do right now...the Battle of Independence? yeah. i'll enter it...what? why wait?...good point. why should i wait? can i call you back, mom? thanks. love you. mmm-hmm. bye.
Big Show looks at the camera.
Undertaker. You think I am weak. You think that I am nothing because I haven't beat any member of the Fatal Army yet? Think again. Undertaker, your main worries might be Kidman and The Chosen One for right now, but I actually present a bigger threat to you. I'm not through with you yet, Undertaker, and at Rampage, I'll take one of your prized possessions: The US Title. You see, I'm challenging Mortis to a match at Rampage, a challenge that he won't want to accept, but due to his pride, he foolishly will. I'm challenging him to a match for the US Title. But not any match, no. This will be an escape-only Cage Match, where your goons can't interfere. And when I'm finished with him, the Fatal Army not only will lose the US Title, but also a member, for I will beat him until he is lifeless, and then I will beat him some more.
The Big Show turns back to the phone, and makes a call. The camera fades to black.
