Screw the shiny suit wearing masses
Posted by: John Cena on 05/19/2003 at 14:07
You can be as happy as you want Drink tequila Dance around a sombrero, I don’t care what that ref said I beat Eddie Guerrero. I had that mic where it should naturally be… in my hands The whole Fuckin Crowd heard me.
Here we go again John Cena fresh off his first official loss
Fuck that Fuck it I didn’t I’m no loser, Not to no middle aged , alcohol Abuser.
he sits in his locker room Distraught thinking back about the robbery that happened a little earlier
RK: Listen cap’n, I feel you something Happened. It wasn’t cool but there was nothing you can do look at it this way at least your one for two..
JC: one for two I never took no loss, I had that Mic in my hand I coulda sung the theme from who’s the boss…It wasn’t for that sniveling dirty little chavo… Eddie’d be broken at home eating a taco…
RK: son what’s done is done and there is no way it can be taken back. You took eddie guerrero to the limit he’s not no fuckin hack.
Jc: Oh I took him to the limit, I pushed him to the edge. SO why Am I sitting her on the ground while he is still standing on that ledge…I swear it ain’t over I’ll get him someday, regardless of whether I win or lost that motherfucker is gonna pay.
Just as Cena finishes his verse the locker room is pierced by the sound of
Turn that noise Down Ass Clowns
Around a Corner in the locker room wearing his finest Shiny Silver Metallic Shirt and Leather Jeans Steps none other than Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho: Look what we have here, John Cena the man who couldn't quite beat Eddie out there tonight. Jerky, you really think you had a chance out there. I have go toe to toe with Eddie before, you couldn't even beat the fly on his back. Ass Clown you are nothing, you are bringing this company down. What in the hell were they thinking by hiring you.....
He pauses
Chris Jericho: Johnny, a piece of advice you think about who you challenge before you wrestle here. You can't think you had any chance against him.
Cena Leaps to his Feet and directly into Jericho’s face Jericho doesn’t even flinch
Cena: listen closely you putz…. you fraud…..you faker, You Couldn’t beat eddie if you had the butcher the baker and the Candlestick maker.
Jericho: Who?
Cena: I know what your hear for and it’s completely true, I am the man your father hoped would be you. I am the best so good this young and I am on my way to doing twice what your punk ass has done
Jericho: I ain’t no
Cena: you Ain’t no, won’t be no, can’t have no, do you rap no
Jericho: NO (gets cut off by Cena)
Cena: yes you do son thanks for the help, I’ll give you a chance apologize and reinvent yourself.
Jericho: There is nothing for ME to apologize… Gets Cut off again By Cena
Cena: Listen here punk I’m Brutus and your olive oil. Meaning I’ll make you my bitch in that shirt made of tin foil…
Jericho: I’ll make you… Gets Cut off again and is now Furious
Cena: an offer you can’t refuse and just a little piece of advice that you should use. Come correct and don’t act ill because I might turn you into the next Todd Pettengill…
Jericho Begins to advance on Cena when Ron Killings steps up behind him
Cena: why don’t we settle this the old fashion Mano a mano on Rampage day. So you can prance and dance or do whatever you like but suspended above the ring will be a lead pipe. The man who gets it should no it’s purpose because the pipe will do him a service. And after I hit you again and again The referee will have to Count Ten… But if your scared little chrissy, I won’t tell anyone that you’re a fuckin sissy. Just listen to what was said By Home girl missy…Is it worth it Lemme work it I put my game down flip it and reverse it. Chris jericho’s monkey ass is done. Chris jericho’s monkey ass is done..
Jericho advances a step Pauses and starts to clap, then he starts to laugh
Jericho: Your some performer Junior…Some performer
Cena and Killings stand in silent amazement as We fade to black.
