Message recieved, "Destructive Lightening bleeds good"
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 05/17/2003 at 17:17
“GET BACK HERE JOEL! YOU TOO SIGN GUY! WE NEED TO TALK!”
We here this echo through the halls of IQ Tower located in lower Manhattan. Barreling through the hallways is Joel Gertner, who seems to be running for his life. Right behind him are Buh Buh Ray and D-Von. The chase continues for about 20 more seconds until Joel slips and causes Sign Guy to come crashing down on him.
Gertner: Oh my god, we’re going to die…
Buh Buh Ray and D-Von now walk up on their two fallen “friends”.
D-Von: Going to die? Oh you wish we were going to let you die. You are going to suffer the pain that you just made us feel last night. Only our pain was from the embarrassment of losing to Destructive Lightening. Your pain is going to be from Internal Injuries. Oh my brothers…TESTIFY.
Buh Buh Ray: You see, we had everything in hand. Rey was out of action. Hell, he was damn near crippled. Nathan Jones was lying out and ready to be put away, and you two dropped the ball. Why did you let that gimp in the ring Joel?
Gertner: I didn’t…
Buh Buh Ray: SHUT UP! You let that 98 pound lucha bitch make us look bad. That’s ok, because we then dumped him on his ass. He was done. Now, a very groggy and out of it Nathan Jones charges us, and you stop him? The ref was looking right at you. Sigh Guy, what the hell were you thinking?
Sign Guy: …
Buh Buh Ray: I SAID SHUT UP! D-Von and I were set to give him another 3D. He was about to be put away AGAIN, and you get us disqualified. We destroyed them, but now people are praising these guys. People think they have a real shot against us. While they are getting free drinks at bars, we are running around trying to save face. WHAT THE FUCK?
Gertner: You…you…
D-Von: This better be good.
Gertner:You…you…
Buh Buh Ray: Spit it out Joel.
Gertner: (In a rushed breath) YOU STILL NEEDED A NUMBER 1 CONTENDER AND BY LETTING THEM GET A WIN YOU CAN NOW BEAT THEM AT THE NEXT RAMPAGE….
Buh Buh and D-von turn slowly to each other and begin to crack a smile.
D-Von: (Holds his hand out) My brothers, please, stand up.
Buh Buh Ray: By all means, stand. See, I knew we could talk this out. I knew you had a plan all along. Now, take a memo.
Gewrtner: A memo?
D-Von: Yeah, a memo.
Gertner: Why?
Buh Buh Ray: It’s a shopping list of things we are going to need, for our Dudleyville street fight…
