*We see the number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles, Rey Mysterio and Nathan Jones, sitting at a bar celebrating their victory over the Dudley Boyz. They order a couple of beers, and a beautiful woman sits next to Rey.*
Woman: HEY, Rey! Great job at Rampage! I just KNOW you're going to kick their asses again next week and get those belts!
Rey: You bet your sweet ass we will! You see, we are UNDEFEATED in tag matches, babe. You know what's even MORE impressive? FIRST, we get jumped by TCO and Kidman. THEN, I get jumped by the Dudley Boyz. THEN, the Dudleyz double-team my buddy Nate here and 3-D him. But you know what? We STILL won the match! Sure it was by DQ, and we didn't get to destroy them, but after the beatings we took before the match, they shouldn't have to use Sign Guy and Joel Gertner to interfere. If they were any good, they should have won that match. But they were STILL afraid of us, and used their managers to avoid a possible beating by yours truely.
*The bartender gives them their drinks.*
Bartender: No charge, guys. You did a great job at Rampage. Do everything you can to get the belts off of the Dudleyz. We need some competition in the tag team division.
Jones: Oh you've GOT the competition now that we're here. Now, the question is: Can we win under their rules?
Rey: You know the answer as well as I do. First, what exactly are their rules? Who can kiss IQ's ass the most? They'll SURLEY win that one. Who likes "wood" the most? Yeah, they'll win that one too. You know, I'm getting intimidated already. I don't know if we can beat them and get our bonuses.
Woman: Well, I KNOW you're going to beat them. Not for Undertaker, not even for yourselves. But for ME and my BEST FRIEND.
*As she starts to rub on Rey, another hottie, presumably her "best friend", sits on Jones's lap. The men buy a couple more drinks, and the bartender brings them a couple bottles of beer. Rey and Nathan nod to each other.*
CRASH!!!
*DESTRUCTIVE LIGHTNING JUST BROKE THE BOTTLES OVER THE LADIES' HEADS!*
Rey: Sorry, ladies. You thought those were for you?!! Well, I guess you were right...
*The bartender comes up to them with a baseball bat, but Jones throws him back over the bar. The men in the bar start to charge, but as Destructive Lightning pose to fight, the men back off, and Destructive Lightning leaves. Camera fades to black.*
