So it comes down to you and it comes down to me
Posted by: John Cena on 05/09/2003 at 13:04
So it comes down to you and it comes down to me the old grizzled vet versus the up and coming John C.
John Cena sits alone on a four post bed, the only light in the room the flickering of a candle that sits on a dresser nearby. He Stares intently at the candle as he continues his little soliloquy
Tables and ladders and chairs oh my looks like it’s time to stop feeling myself like American pie.
It’s time for you to Man –up Bitch Boy and get over the fear, of the fuckin unknown cause that’s what you got here.
I am a great combination of Brains and braun I’m the prototype baby meaning I’m the first one.
So listen here Eddie Don’t think I don’t respect you but your not anyone I should fuckin genuflect to.
Oh for the uneducated to genuflect is to bow, now you have a new word that’s the first thing look I’m teaching you now.
And It’s only the beginning Eddie it will surely get worse, more than anything I could possibly write in a 16 bar verse.
Think about all the injuries that we might sustain, I want five stars eddie and beating you is definitely on my brain.
I say five stars Eddie because you might bring out the best in me, and I’ll be your jalapeno if that's what's called for in the recipe.
I’m here for nothing less than an absolute classic But know this eddie I’m the young blood coming for all those fuckin jurassic’s.
I’m going to beat you bloody eddie I am going to hurt you... It’s my world your just a squirrel and it’s my job to Subvert you.
I want to overthrow the powers that be and turn the world upside down... starting with you Mr. eddie G.
It’s almost time Eddie it’s getting close are you nervous, you have to be at least a little... be prepared for the service.
And I will serve you… a dangerous little swerve you… never saw it coming… like a drummer that stays drumming… you can feel it can’t you… the feeling just so scant you… can’t seem to ignore it…when you know that your in for it…THE CONSTANT BANG OF THE PERCUSSION…YOUR FACE IT STARTS TO GET FLUSH AND…RIGHT THEN YOU FEEL THE RUSH AND…You end up lying in sawdust man.
John Cena blows out the lone candle and gets into his bed as we Fade to Black
