As bright as lightening can seem, It always crashes and fades away...
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 05/06/2003 at 20:30
“Well, well, well…”
It’s Joel. Oh, I can just feel how nasty things are going to get…
Joel: Nathan and Rey, what can I say about Nathan and Rey. You are brave. Very brave. In fact you are braver than most teams in your position. Buh Buh Ray and D-Von are so very ready for this. I don’t think you quite understand what you are in for. You have managed to do what a lot of guys never really could, you have pissed them off. You might think, “was it the ‘dumb ass comments’?” No, It wasn’t that. Every one has called them dumb asses, inbreds, rednecks, and all sorts of wonderful things. At this point, it really doesn’t matter. What really hurt was…uggggg
Joel finds himself crashing into the wall behind him as Buh Buh Ray and D-Von storm the set.
Buh Buh Ray: More mass destruction? MORE MASS DESTRUCTION??? Who the fuck are you two? Do your homework asshole, while you are strong arming talk show hosts, we putting has beens out to pasture. Ask Taker how many flaming tables he’s gone through. Go find HBK, ask about the beatings he took at our hands. Ask DDP, Tommy Dreamer, Lance Storm, and Shane Douglas why they walk funny now. We got Scott Steiner to brutalize his own bruther. Ask Chris Candido about the meeting with us that made him become Cyberdido, and after we put him in the hospital, he RECOMMENDED us to IQ. Even he knew the greatness of a Dudleyville beat down. Oh, and as far as money goes, I’ve seen your contract. In fact…
Sign Guy Dudley steps in and holds up two folders.
Buh Buh Ray: It is amazing the things you find when you have the keys to the bosses office. Now, as far as pay goes, I know what we make, but you guys, here combined…and with what Taker can afford to pay you….help me out D-Von.
D-Von: Hold on, here’s my Diamond and platinum calculator. Now the base salary, minus taxes, plus Taker’s under the table deal, minus the Eddie is upset with change dividend and that equals up to…damn, how do you guys eat? HA HA HA HA HA!
Buh Buh Ray: Well, Nate, Rey, what have we learned tonight? We learned that The Dudley Boyz are by far the better team. But you knew that. We also learned that D-Von’s bonus alone for his last Extreme title reign was more than the both of you will make all this year. I told you this was sad. You keep dreaming of your hopes at beating us, championship gold and a decent wage, and we will keep living your dream. Eat that and like it, pussys. You want to know what I like best about that? There isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.
