Big Show: That's great, Cookie. We have a GREAT show-
*Ding-dong! Big Show and Cookie answer the door. It's the mailman again! The mailman gives him a small package, Big Show signs for it, and closes the door.*
Big Show: Another package! Let's see what it could be!
*Big Show and Cookie open the package and pull something out.*
Big Show: LOOK! It's a pull-string Cookie Monster toy! How cute! And a little card! Let's see what it says! "Big Show, we're sorry we had to burn Cookie Monster. As a consolation, we bought this toy for you so that you will always be reminded of the day he died. Signed, DL." DAMN IT! REY, NATHAN JONES. YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO PUSH MY BUTTONS? YOU GUYS AGAINST ME, AT RAMPAGE!
*Big Show takes deep breaths to calm himself down. He seems calmed down and pulls the string. It's a recording from Ramage!*
*Cookie Monster: SHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! SHHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! Big Show: COOKIE!!!*
*Big Show throws the toy down and yells "YAR--I mean--GRR!!!" and storms off stage. End show.*
