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Posted by: The Ruffians on 05/06/2003 at 14:38
*We fade up on a hotel room where Buff Bagwell and Tazz are sitting. They appear to be watching TV, probably waiting for a response from Team Extreme. Instead, they are graced with a promo from John Cena and Ron Killings.*
John Cena (on the TV): this is only how it begins, it starts with me and a few of my friends… eventually it gets down to you. I started it ese now what the fuck you gonna do? Thug life forever baby…One
*Buff and Tazz stare blankly at the TV. About a minute goes by.*
Tazz: What the hell was that?
Buff: I dunno...
*They stare some more. They are staring with the confusion that is ususally the result of a Brooklyn Brawler match.*
Buff: I think they mentioned our names...and something about my hat...
Tazz: I think so too...
*They pause for reflection.*
Tazz: Well, I say we kick their asses whether they mentioned us or not. I know he said something about thug life, which that skinny little shit knows nothing about.
Buff: I concur. I'm pretty sure they mentioned my hat, too. And I like my hat.
Tazz: I thought you were over your pretty boy image.
Buff: I am...but I still like my hat.
Tazz: Fine. We'll still kick RVD and Sabu's asses - these guys'll just be dessert.
Buff: Tag match?
Tazz: Tag match.
FTR TV: We now return you to FTR Classics - Flash Funk vs. the Gobbledy Gooker.
Buff: Thank God, finally back to REAL wreslers.
*The Camera fades to black as The Ruffians wait patiently for responses.*
