The definition (taker)
Posted by: Booker T on 05/05/2003 at 11:45
Listen to this (skit-so-, skiz-o-fre´ne-ah) a general term encompassing a large group of mental disorders (the schizophrenic disorders) characterized by mental deterioration from a previous level of functioning and characteristic disturbances of multiple psychological processes, including delusions, loosening of associations, poverty of the content of speech, auditory hallucinations, inappropriate affect, disturbed sense of self, and withdrawal from the external world.”
Booker T sits in front of his PC in the comfort of his bedroom burning the midnight oil. A young lady lies seductively on the bed behind him
Don’t you think that describes him?
Young lady: I would be inclined to believe that rather than him being a full on Schizophrenic. He’s Plagued more so by delusions of grandeur. I mean there is a lot more to Schizophrenia, it literally means Split personality, but it’s not multiple personality Disorder.
Booker: can you explain?
YL: well yeah it’s fairly simple Multiple personality disorder creates two distinct personalities that exist at the same time. Schizophrenia changes the current personality…And from what I have seen he is not actually a multiple personality although he could be a Paranoid schizophrenic.
Booker: paranoid Schizophrenic?
YL: Paranoid schizophrenia is characterized by persecutory or grandiose delusions, delusional jealousy, or hallucinations with persecutory or grandiose content.
Booker: Are they dangerous?
YL: They can be but they can also be some of the most brilliant people on this planet. They can go their entire lives without outbursts or they can be nutty as a fruitcake. See your Undertaker friend has created a persona that belies his ultimate goal. He picked a humble profession to begin his conquest. So his initial desire was to hold down his grandiose ideas…
Booker: but because of his condition he needed to have the spotlight on him and he needed the constant attention of others right. Now what is this thing he has for my Intercontinental title?
YL: well occasionally paranoid schizophrenics become attached to certain items, either items they have once owned and cannot have. Or items that in their fantasy they feel belong to them. This could be why undertaker is dead set on having that title. MY advice to you Booker is leave him alone and let him have that title.
Booker: Sorry I can’t do that, this title belongs to me, I beat an Olympic hero for it, I beat a little weasel to keep it, I was about to beat a nutty little superhero when I was rudely interrupted by Captain Schizo over there.
YL: My professional advice booker is to avoid conflict with him at all cost he could be very dangerous…
Booker: Thank you doctor But this particular conflict is unavoidable…
YL: well then how about this piece of advice get off that computer and come over here and give me a mustache ride.
