Sickening, just sickening...
Posted by: The Dudley Boyz on 05/04/2003 at 11:20
“Things are sadder than ever…”
It’s Buh Buh Ray Dudley. He and D-Von are sitting on benches in what looks like a locker room. They are in full wrestling gear and the tag team titles are draped over the benches next to them.
Buh Buh Ray: If the best that the FTR tag team division has to offer is Nathan Jones and Rey Mysterio, then there is truly no hope. I remember a day when a tag team could walk tall, and have some pride in themselves. What can Destructive Lightening be proud of? Rey’s plastic pants? The fact that Nathan Jones can reach things on the top shelf? Come on now. I will say this. You are the only team to have the balls to step up to the plate and even try to stop us from running our mouths. That’s more than we can say for the other punk ass teams the FTR has in it now.
D-Von: I still say it’s dead man.
Buh Buh Ray: Oh, I agree D-Von. We offered a title shot. Destructive Lightening said, and I’m quoting here, “But you know what? Are we REALLY that interested in the tag titles? I just want to beat the crap out of them. Tell you what we'll do, Dudley Boyz, let's have a non-title match at Rampage, just so you can feel how much pain will bring to you. And you will FEAR Destructive Lightning and the ever-growing Fatal Army.” So what you are saying is that you don’t think you are able to take the belts off of us and bring them back to your buddy the Undertaker.
D-Von: You know Taker is still using OUR stable name.
Buh Buh Ray: Eh, I say let him have it. He must be falling on hard times if he’s hired Destructive Lightening. Ask Taker about us Nathan, see what he tells you. Go ahead and ask him Rey, do you want to know what he’s going to tell you? First, he’ll tell you that you aren’t good enough to beat us. Every team he’s gotten to challenge us we’ve pissed on and sent home with their tail between their legs. He won’t deny that. Next, he’ll tell you that when we were with him, his career reached a new height, and we were the best back up plan he ever had. After that, he’s going to let you two in on the fact that he knows that D-Von and me are going to take you to school, and probably end your careers. We did it to the Ganghstus, we did it to Kronic and we did it to Demolition, twice. Now you two can get a shot at infamy.
D-Von: And, did that 7 foot tall no talent having sack of shit call us mediocre?
Buh Buh Ray: Well, when you come from a backward country like Australia, where you can date wildlife and Steve Irwin is king, you have to expect he hasn’t seen the Dudley Boyz. We’ve only won every major tag team title the business has to offer. We’ve taken and handled every challenge ever presented to us. We’ve retired more wrestlers than you could ever face, guys, so accept the facts. You two are going down. AND, because you are so nice, you can pick the stipulations to the match, AND if you can beat us, you will get a title shot at the next show, under our rules. That sounds pretty fair to me boys, so are you game?
D-Von: Ya’ see my bruthas, It is now up to the Dudley Boyz to create contenders. This team of the 3 foot somebody and the 8 foot nobody has NO REAL CHANCE against the finely tuned Dudley machine. We are going to set you up and make you look like gods for all to see, and just as the moron fans are chanting and cheering for you two to get the job done, it will all come to a screeching halt. As quickly as we givith, we takith away. You are just another notch in the belt, another breath from the dead division, and another win for The Dudley Boyz. Oh ho my brutha…TESTIFY!
Buh Buh Ray: And after it is all said and done, and Taker is thanking you for the education we give you, free of charge I might add, you will understand. You will know that nobody can fuck with the Dudley Boyz. And the best part is there isn’t anything you can do about it.
