Time To Throw A Rod...Through A Table That Is! (Piper)
Posted by: Big Poppa Pump on 05/04/2003 at 05:43
(The camera comes on and shows Scott Steiner walking down the street, in St. Louis, the home of the next RAMPAGE. He stops by a brick wall, and tells the cameraman that this is where they are going to shoot the promo. The cameraman gives Steiner his signal, and Steiner begins.)
Steiner: Rowdy Roddy Piper! You think I look at any match as a cakewalk? You think you even have a chance in this match? Let's run down the basics. You're sitting there bitching about how that exec should have used some common sense and business ethics...Common sense, I'll grant you, but guess what? Business ethics? What the fuck did he do wrong? Take another look at your contract Piper. Look at any FTR Personality's contract. When you signed that contract with the FTR, you gave them free reign over videoing your personal life. Shit, these cameramen follows every single one of us almost everywhere we go! The only way I can get rid of them some times is to take my lead pipe and threaten to make them the next Todd Pettengil!
(The crew that is visible in the camera shot all shudder at that thought.)
Steiner: But let's move on to more important things. You think you're going to be dancing on my grave after RAMPAGE? You don't understand any of what's going on here. There are two important things you need to know. Number one, this Iron Man Title means only one thing to me...beat 5 more guys, and I get my World Title shot. You're going to get your ass handed to you, and then 4 more guys will have their asses handed to them, then, be it Jarrett, be it Guerrero, be it Ernest Miller, who ever the World Champion is then, they are going to get their ass handed to them. I am going to be the World Champion. There's no doubt about it.
(Steiner is starting to get visibly angry.)
Steiner: And now, Piper, let me tell you point number two. Look at the type of match we're having...No-DQ Table Match. Look at who my running boys are in The Family...The Dudley Boyz, arguably the Kings of Table Matches. You think I haven't learned a thing or two from them? You think I haven't been talking with them about the different ways to effectively use a table in a match? You think you're replaced hip is going to make it through the match in one piece? Get it straight Piper, I ruled the Intercontimental Title Division with massive destructions in Ultimate Submission Matches, but I'm no one trick pony. The Steiner Recliner isn't my only weapon. Look at how I won the title. A Dragon Suplex over the top rope into a casket. You think I couldn't pull that off again and drop you into a table this time? Piper, you'll be lucky to come out of this match alive. I wouldn't worry about The Undertaker right now Piper, you've got me to deal with at Rampage. Whatever's left of you after I'm done can go worry about Taker. When I'm through with you at Rampage, that's it, I'm through with you. See you at Rampage bitch.
