*It's back to school for Godfather and Goldust. After a long Thanksgiving break, Godfather hopes against hope that his pupils have done their homework. Camera shows Godfather in the front of the class.*
Godfather: "Welcome back, guys. I see that most of you have done your homework..."
*Camera spins to the class, where the guys have brought hoes to class for show and tell.*
Godfather: "I notice that most of you chose to pick from my Ho Train. All except two. What's your excuse, Spade?"
(audible) Goldust: "What's the matter, Spade? Nobody likes you?"
*Camera shows David Spade.* David Spade (sorrowfully): "No..." (drops his head in shame)
*Back to Godfather* Godfather: "And, GOLDUST! You told me that you were bringing a familiar hot friend to class today! Why don't you introduce her?"
*Camera shows a Goldust, but we don't see who he brought! Who could this lovely young lady be?* Goldust: "Well, I ran into her the day after Thanksgiving. I was doing my usual Christmas trip to Victoria's Secret...SHOPPING *tries to save face*...when I ran into her. She said, 'Remember me?' And I was like, 'I never forget a pussy...CAT!'"
Godfather: "Good work! A classic Godfather line! Kudos and extra credit to you!"
Goldust: "We hooked up again, and we now have a new valet, Godfather. She'll be a great asset in our match against Three Minute Oafs."
*As he continues, the camera goes to a corridor and shows some feminine feet. It slowly climbs up her body, from her feet to her legs to her very short skirt, to her revealing shirt...*
(audible) Goldust: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..."
*Camera is almost to her face. A hand is shown opening the door.*
Goldust: "Marlena!"
*Yes! It is Marlena! The diva has entered the room and has joined FTR! What else can happen in this crazy federation? The class, most noticably Godfather, applauds Goldust for his impressive work.*
Marlena: "Well, I was 'working' for WWE and didn't like my announcer position and Victoria the psycho-bitch, so when I ran into Goldust, I decided a change in my life was needed. He's changed so much from when I last talked to him! He seems like such a pimp these days, he just blew me away! So we hooked up and here I am!"
Godfather: "Well, we all welcome you back, Marlena. You see, Spade, this is how excited the ladies should be to be with you. My Ho Train is so happy to be working for me that they're even willing to take the small chance of being offered to Corino and Rhino. Even that miniscule chance is enough to horrify them. Apparently, Rhino and Corino don't even want the hoes. Not that you're gonna get them at Rampage (or any time), guys, but always be open to new things. You say it's immoral to pay for sex? Is it immoral pay to ski? To pay to play at the arcades? You pay to have fun all the time, so how is this any different? It's something greater than skiing, video games, movies. It's hoes! You think a table match is gonna stop us? HA! The mere thought of you with my hoes is enough motivation to be unstoppable! See you at Rampage!"
Spade: "Godfather, I'm paying you to learn how to pimp, not to listen to your rants about your FTR problems! Get back to teaching!"
Godfather: "Right, well, sorry, Spade, class is over."
Spade: "SON OF A BITCH!"
*Spade storms off as class ends. The camera fades as the Ho Train quickly runs back to Godfather.*
