Fear and Self Loathing in Juicy Vegas
Posted by: Booker T on 04/29/2003 at 14:35
Things just got worse man…
The eye of the camera opens to a pacing Booker T with Juicy in tow, The Conflict on Booker T's face is starkly in contrast to the joy in Juicy's face.. He finds whatever is going on REALLY FUNNY...
Juicy: what are you talking about?
Booker: look it’s one thing to deal with a crazy little man, it’s something completely different to deal with a big ass man who thinks he’s the devil. Accept the lord of darkness as your savior blah, blah, blah.
Juicy: Man you have got to be kidding me. I am not scared of that guy in the least little bitty bit. Sure he is a legend in the wrestling business. Sure he’s held every belt known to man, but book, you are a bad mother…
Booker: I know man but…
Juicy: you’re the man who could kidnap lightning and throw Thunders ass in jail.
Booker: no that’s dolemite
Juicy: The most dangerous man alive
Booker: Ken Shamrock
Juicy: faster than a speeding bullet?
Booker: super man
Juicy: The man of a thousand holds?
Booker: Dean Malenko
Juicy: SO what exactly are you?
Booker: I am the Baddest man in this Business
Juicy: and that is the point I am trying to make, this whole thing is just silly. As far as I can tell he is a man, he walks like a man walks, so therefore he can fall like a man falls. I know his type, you know his type, you have been around them all your life book. These are the tough guys, the hard nosed guys, the grizzled guys. These are the ones that think their shit don’t stink and they are unbeatable. You make a name on the streets by putting these guys heads to bed. He ain’t no different because his voice is deep and he wears a funky outfit.
Booker: Yeah I feel you Dawg,
Juicy: He talks about everyone else not knowing the darkness, well it’s dark in different ways in different places. The ghetto is just as dark if not darker than anyplace this boy can think of. Now what are you?
Booker: I’m a bad Man
Juicy: badder than Leroy Brown
Booker: baddest man in the whole damn town
Juicy: meaner than a Junkyard Dog?
Booker: another one Bites the Dust
Juicy: have you got your Swagger back?
Booker: pop ya collar playa
Juicy: Where can they find you?
Booker: You can find me in da club hand on my snub ma I’m not on the block I done gave up sellin drugs. I’m into getting head I ain’t in to making luv. So come get in my truck if you want be with a thug. Now Can you Dig that….
