The scene opens in a small house show. After an exciting match between Max Moon and Avatar is over Shane Douglas and Lance Storm who are wearing there wrestling gear make their way to the ringt to Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple. Once in the ring Douglas grabs a mic.
Shane Douglas: Cut the FUCKING MUSIC! First things first Raven...you can kiss my motherfucking ass. If it wasn't for me Raven there would have been no Extreme Championship Wrestling for you to come to and make a fucking name for yourself. You were the god damn world champion there but that was after I fucking left. So I don't want to hear your shit because unlike you Raven I made it and won belts in other federations. So why don't you do us all a favor and hide in corners and go fuck yourself. Now on to you Austin. Mister I think I am better than everybody else because I took the WWF to the promise land once again. I say fuck that shit you were just in the right place at the right time. What were you doing when the nWo was at there peak. You weren't doing shit but mid carding raws. When WCW was in full control of the ratings war you worked your ass off for second place. So dont give me all your shit you punk motherfucker because the Franchise doesn't want to hear it. Then finally WCW's product went stale and the WWF took over in the ratings. Since you were the World champion at that time I guess you think that it was you that finally put them back on the map. Well wasn't it fucking Mick Foley and the Rock tha was the highest watched wrestling spot of all time. I think "This is your Life Rocky" drew around a 8.1 in the ratings. Then you hurt your fucking pencil neck and were out for a year, what happened then. Oh yeah the WWF stayed on top. So Austin you need to get your head out of your ass you cocky prick. You are not the lord and savior of the wrestling world. You just happened to be in the right place at the right time. You may be popular Steve but you are not a Franchise.
Lance Storm: Thats right Shane, Austin, could never carry any federation on his back. In case you didn't know Steve I was trained by Stu Hart. A man that was a real tough SOB, not somebody who just claims to be like you do. He also trained his many sons including Bret and the late Owen Hart. I know you know who they are, and everybody knows that they had talent. Why...because they were from Calgary, Alberta Canada. They werent some budweiser drinking redneck they actually took pride in this sport. I also remember the day that Owen broke your neck. It actually makes me happy because that very move took about five years off your career. Which if I could be serious for a minute is a great thing because that is five less years we would have to listen to you say the same things you have been saying for the past five years. Seriously Steve when are you going to come out with something new to say. You sound like a broken record saying 'What!' all the time. Its pathetic just like your wrestling skills. If most of the America fans werent hillbillies themselves you probably wouldn't have a job now. Unless of course it was changing my oil at the Jiffy Lube back in Calgary. Then there is Bret, probably the greatest techincal wrestler of all time. He made you Steve. Whether you will admit that or not but it was your series of match's with the hitman that made you a star. You see Bret made you look good as he did everybody. It was because of you jobbing to him that you even got into a main event. So don't think you are so great because it was a Canadian that put you over and gave you a chance to shine in the WWF.
Shane Douglas: I couldn't have said that any better myself Lance. Your right if it wasn't for Bret being a nice guy Steve would still be the fucking ringmaster. I give you some credit Steve you diffentaly are over. There is no question about that, but does that make you a better man than me. Your character may say what he feels but that isn't the case with you in real life. You kissed Vinces ass any chance you got. Thats is how you stayed on top so long. You may play his worst enemy but we all know that you are his best fucking friend. So you go out and you sell your shirts. Fuck Steve I even have an Austin 3:16 shirt but I use it to wipe my fucking ass, because that is the only thing it is good for. This is going to be it between us though Steve because I am fucking tired of wasting my breathe on you. Your one up on me, and I can't take that away from you. I learned from my mistakes, and now myself and Lance are going to fuck you up. So Steve I hope your prepared because your going to have your ass Franchised. Now play my FUCKING MUSIC.
The scene ends with Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple once again playing over the PA system. Douglas drops the mic in the ring. Douglas and Storm walk to the corners and put there arms up in a mocking Steve Austin way. They then exit the ring and head to the back. The screen fades to black.
