*It's a lonely night here in Gothamtropolis. Chavoman failed to reach the Family in time, it seems, as one Chocolate Boy Wonder has been brutally attacked and beaten by what Chavoman claims is an impostor. At this point, very few people have any faith left in the Just-Us hero. It's times like this that most people would give up crimefighting.
Chavoman is not "most people."
He and Epep are scooting through the alleys of Gothamtropolis, hoping to prevent some crime to avenge for their failings. That is, until...
CRASH! The scooter has run smack into...something. The camera pans to a profile of Chavoman and...someone...*
"Zounds, Epep! Are you okay?"
"Good grief, Colt Wonder, we've found him!"
*It is Chavoman and Epep...FACING CHAVOMAN AND EPEP!!!!*
Chavoman One: Why, you are...you're...
Chavoman Two: A bastion of evil, I assume you're going to say? Don't pass the buck onto ME, buster! You're the one that's been terrorizing people! Just ask the tag ranks...wait, no, well, someone...
Chavoman One: You...you....YOU-
Chavoman Two: Fiend? I assume you mean fiend! Hahahahahaha!
QUICK EPEP! TO THE CHAVOMOBILE! WE HAVE INNOCENTS TO INJURE!
*Chavoman Two jumps upon his own Chavomobile with his own Epep, scooting quickly from Chavoman One. Chavoman One, of course, turns to his Colt Wonder...*
Chavoman One: WE HAVE HIM NOW, EPEP! TO THE CHAVOMOBILE!!!
*Soon he is following Two around the back alleys of Gothamtropolis. The camera cuts to Main Street, with Two being chased across by One. Soon, they go into another alley, but shortly later, they both exit an alley farther down the road. After crossing again, Chavoman Two re-enters from the right, but One from an alley closer to the screen on the left. This random scramble of alleys continues until we see One being followed by a cackling Two. As one spins, Epep Two clotheslines him, leaving him in the center of the road as Two exits. Chavoman One stands with Epep, brushing himself off.*
Chavoman One: Forget it, Colt Wonder. I fear we will not catch him tonight.
But there are four days until Rampage. We must prepare to capture this VILE FIEND and bring him...TO JUST-US!
Quick! TO THE HALL OF JUST-US!!!
*Chavoman and Epep One jump aboard their Chavomobile, scooting down Main Street as the screen fades out...*
